SONG PARODY LYRICS
BY DECADE
1950s
| All You Ever Do Is Scream (All I Have To Do Is Dream – The Everly Brothers) |
| Baskin Robbins (Rockin’ Robin – Bobby Day) |
| Baskin Robbins (Rockin’ Robin – Bobby Day) |
| Drunk Drivin’, Go To Jail (Jump, Jive And Wail – Louis Prima) |
| Freakin’ Turn Off The Christmas Songs (Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree – Brenda Lee) |
| Great Big Spender (The Great Pretender – The Platters) |
| Hooked On Drugs (Book Of Love – The Monotones) |
| Hot Dog (Hound Dog – Elvis Presley) |
| How I Hate Getting Older (Put Your Head On My Shoulder – Paul Anka) |
| It’s Final Fantasy (It’s Only Make Believe – Conway Twitty) |
| Paint That Bed Frame (Ain’t That A Shame – Fats Domino) |
| Poke You In The Eyes (Smoke Gets In Your Eyes – The Platters) |
| Schoolhouse Rock (Jailhouse Rock – Elvis Presley) |
| Sex Toys (Oh Boy – Buddy Holly & The Crickets) |
| Since I Don’t Have Booze (Since I Don’t Have You – The Skyliners) |
| Sit On My Face (Chantilly Lace – The Big Bopper) |
| So Stuck Up (All Shook Up – Elvis Presley) |
| Sock Around My Cock (Rock Around The Clock – Bill Haley & The Comets) |
| Tom Cruise (Sea Cruise – Frankie Ford) |
| Vagina (Elvira – The Oak Ridge Boys) |
| Woke Up Feeling Woozy (Wake Up Little Suzie – The Everly Brothers) |
1960s
| A Lot Of Less Flatulation (A Little Less Conversation – Elvis Presley) |
| Baby Piranhas (Lady Madonna – The Beatles) |
| Bacon All Over (Shakin’ All Over – The Guess Who) |
| Bathroom Stinkin’ (Bad Moon Rising – Creedence Clearwater Revival) |
| Big Director (Star Collector – The Monkees |
| Birthday Girl (Surfer Girl – The Beach Boys) |
| California Squirrels (California Girls – The Beach Boys) |
| Cannabis Garden (Octopus’s Garden – The Beatles |
| Cold Cream Reliever (Daydream Believer – The Monkees) |
| Did Not Get The Instructions (Eve Of Destruction – Barry McGuire) |
| Dippy Ricki Lake (Hippy, Hippy Shake – The Swinging Blue Jeans) |
| Donkey Kong Woman (Honkytonk Women – The Rolling Stones) |
| Dozen Cherry Sundaes (Pleasant Valley Sunday – The Monkees) |
| Emperor Palpatine (Yellow Submarine – The Beatles) |
| Garbage Man (Barbara Ann – The Regents) |
| Get Nude (Hey Jude – The Beatles) |
| Going Trick Or Treat (Dancing In The Street – Martha & The Vandellas) |
| Grouchy Lady (Foxy Lady – Jimi Hendrix) |
| Ham And Cheese (Stand By Me – Ben E. King) |
| Happy Days (Purple Haze – Jimi Hendrix) |
| House Of The Raisin Bran (House Of The Rising Sun – The Animals) |
| (I Can’t Get No) Marijuana ((I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction – The Rolling Stones) |
| I Just Can’t Get To Coruscant (You Can’t Always Get What You Want – The Rolling Stones) |
| I Just Hate Oven Cleaning (You Lost That Lovin’ Feeling – The Righteous Brothers) |
| I Need Gravy (Be My Baby – The Ronettes) |
| I Shop At Wal-Mart (I Am The Walrus – The Beatles) |
| I Snapped Your Bra (I Fought The Law – The Bobby Fuller Four) |
| Jedi (Lodi – Creedence Clearwater Revival) |
| Lazy (Crazy – Patsy Cline) |
| Load Of Laundry (The Weight – The Band) |
| Love Doing Sixty-Nine (Love Potion Number Nine – The Clovers) |
| Mild Wings (Wild Thing – The Troggs) |
| Monster Hash (Monster Mash – Bobby Pickett) |
| My Genitalia (My Generation – The Who) |
| My Squirrel (My Girl – The Temptations) |
| Nintendo 64 (When I’m 64 – The Beatles) |
| Ob-I-Wan (Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da – The Beatles) |
| Old Ben Kenobi (Only The Lonely – Roy Orbison) |
| Pac-Man (Soul Man – Sam And Dave) |
| Pissing On My Hands (Listen To The Band -The Monkees) |
| Playin’ Atari (Surfin’ Sufari – The Beach Boys)Playin’ Atari* |
| Popeye The Sailor Man (I’m Henery The Eighth I Am – Herman’s Hermits) |
| Selling My Pet Rock On eBay (Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay – Otis Redding) |
| Sinkers And Floaters (Crimson And Clover – Tommy James & The Shondells) |
| Spank Me In Leather (Happy Together – The Turtles) |
| Star Wars Fan (Nowhere Man – The Beatles) |
| Stuck On Gilligan’s Island (I Am A Rock – Simon & Garfunkel) |
| Surf The Web For Porn (Surfin’ USA – The Beach Boys) |
| Syphilis (Yesterday – The Beatles) |
| Taters Au Gratin (Nights In White Satin – The Moody Blues) |
| Then She Sacked Me (Then He Kissed Me – The Crystals) |
| These Thighs (These Eyes – The Guess Who) |
| Tooth Decay (Runaway – Del Shannon) |
| Unchained Misery (Unchained Melody – The Righteous Brothers) |
| Where’s My Lamborghini? (Mr. Tambourine Man – The Byrds) |
| While My Atari Blips And Beeps (While My Guitar Gently Weeps – The Beatles) |
| Will There Still Be A Tomorrow? (Will You Love Me Tomorrow? – The Shirelles) |
| You’re Going To Lose Your Lunch (You’re Going To Lose That Girl – The Beatles) |
1970s
| 50 Ways To Lose That Blubber (50 Ways To Leave Your Lover – Paul Simon) |
| Blind Date Friday Night (Blinded By The Light – Manfred Mann’s Earth Band) |
| Bran Gives Me Runs (Band On The Run – Paul McCartney & Wings) |
| Breakfast In Canada (Breakfast In America – Supertramp) |
| Burgers On A Bun (Seasons In The Sun – Terry Jacks) |
| Canadian Woman (American Woman – The Guess Who) |
| Can’t Get My Ass Out Of Bed (Can’t Get It Out Of My Head – Electric Light Orchestra) |
| Chimpanzee (Refugee – Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers) |
| Come Smoke The Reefer (Don’t Fear The Reaper – Blue Oyster Cult) |
| Crappy Xmas (Is It Over?) (Happy Xmas ( War Is Over) – John Lennon) |
| Crotchety (Tragedy – The Bee Gees) |
| Cupboards Of The Flintstones (Cover The Rolling Stone – Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show) |
| December 1994 (Oh What A Bitch) (December 1963 (Oh What A Night) – Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons) |
| Dine And Dash Any Restaurant ((Make Me Do) Anything You Want – A Foot In Coldwater) |
| Dirty Sheets (Won’t Come Clean) Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) – AC/DC |
| Donkey Kong Time (Long Time – Boston) |
| Don’t Piss Me Off (Don’t Bring Me Down – Electric Light Orchestra) |
| Endlessly Exploding With Poo (Hopelessly Devoted To You – Olivia Newton -John) |
| Feel Like Bacon Club (Feel Like Makin’ Love – Bad Company) |
| Feelin’ In My Rear (Reelin’ In The Years – Steely Dan) |
| Fett (Jet – Paul McCartney & Wings) |
| Flaccid (Magic – Pilot) |
| Flintstone Cartoon (Rhinestone Cowboy – Glen Campbell) |
| Force Lightning (Greased Lightning – John Travolta) |
| Fridge Full Of Bottled Water (Bridge Over Troubled Waters – Simon & Garfunkel) |
| Go Away (Blow Away – George Harrison) |
| Grass In Pocket (I’m Stoned) (Brass In Pocket (I’m Special) – The Pretenders) |
| Greedo Shuffle (Lido Shuffle – Boz Scaggs) |
| Hand Grenade (Renegade – Styx) |
| Have Some Taco Bell (Raise A Little Hell – Trooper) |
| Heavenly Thighs (Ebony Eyes – Bob Welch) |
| Home Grown Marijuana (Sweet Home Alabama – Lynyrd Skynyrd) |
| Hosers From The Start (Closer To The Heart – Rush) |
| House Flooded (Hot Blooded – Foreigner) |
| How Creepy’s Your Love? (How Deep Is Your Love? – The Bee Gees) |
| I Can’t Get Out Of Debt (You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet – Bachman-Turner-Overdrive) |
| I Gave Some Moonshine To My Wife (You Are The Sunshine Of My Life – Stevie Wonder) |
| I Get Paid For Lovin’ You (I Was Made For Lovin’ You – Kiss) |
| I Got Creepy Friends (Why Can’t We Be Friends? – War) |
| I Just Want To Seem More Interesting (I Just Want To Be Your Everything – Andy Gibb) |
| I Lost My Kite (We Got Tonight – Bob Seger) |
| I Love My Nightlight (I Love The Nightlife – Alicia Bridges) |
| I Want To Be Raunchy (I Want You To Want Me – Cheap Trick) |
| I’m Bare (I’m Sacred – Burton Cummings) |
| I’m Swiping Right (Tonight’s The Night – Rod Stewart) |
| Idiots Fill The Radio Now (Video Killed The Radio Star – The Buggles) |
| Internet Lies (Live And Let Die – Paul McCartney & Wings) |
| Jell-O, Kool-Aid (Hello, Hooray – Alice Cooper) |
| Just Stay Away (Come Sail Away – Styx) |
| Kitty Cat’s Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen) |
| Leia (Layla – Derek & The Dominos) |
| Life With My Gas Pain (Life In The Fast Lane – The Eagles) |
| Life’s Been Weird (Life’s Been Good – Joe Walsh) |
| Mannequin (Magic Man – Heart) |
| Marijuana Will (Margaritaville – Jimmy Buffet) |
| Massage In A Brothel (Message In A Bottle – The Police) |
| Mock N’ Me (Rock N’ Me – Steve Miller Band) |
| Monkey Sounds (Funkytown – Lipps Inc.) |
| Mos Eisley Cantina (Hotel California – The Eagles) |
| Motorhome (Kodachrome – Paul Simon) |
| Mr. Nude Guy (Mr. Blue Sky – Electric Light Orchestra) |
| My Aroma (My Sharona – The Knack) |
| My Cheap Ford (My Sweet Lord – George Harrison) |
| Naked In Town (New Kid In Town – The Eagles) |
| Nicolas Cage (Turn The Page – Bob Seger) |
| Nintendo Nights (Saturday Night – Bay City Rollers) |
| Nobody Writes Me Letters (Nobody Does It Better – Carly Simon) |
| Ounce Of Weed (Count On Me – Jefferson Airplane) |
| Out Of Style Socks (Crocodile Rock – Elton John) |
| Pajamas (Jamming – Bob Marley) |
| Pillsbury Rolls (Solsbury Hill – Peter Gabriel) |
| Pizza Burning (Beast Of Burden – The Rolling Stones) |
| Poltergeist (Cold As Ice – Foreigner) |
| Porno Man (Piano Man – Billy Joel) |
| Porno Queen (Dancing Queen – Abba) |
| Pull Your Pants Up (Hold Your Head Up – Argent) |
| Rock And Roll, Scooby Doo (Rock And Roll, Hoochie Koo – Rick Derringer) |
| Rocky And Bullwinkle (Rocky Mountain Way – Joe Walsh) |
| Runnin’ Up The Phone Bill (Runnin’ With The Devil – Van Halen) |
| Say It All Online (Lay It On The Line – Triumph) |
| Seven-Eleven (Stairway To Heaven – Led Zeppelin) |
| Seven-Eleven (Stairway To Heaven – Led Zeppelin) |
| Smelly Vagina (Jet Airliner – Steve Miller Band) |
| Smoke A Little Spliff (Give A Little Bit – Supertramp) |
| Smoke Pot (Don’t Stop – Fleetwood Mac) |
| Spaghetti (Black Betty – Ram Jam) |
| Stuck On The Ceiling (More Than A Feeling – Boston) |
| Stupid Cancer (Tiny Dancer – Elton John) |
| Telephone Bills (Telephone Line – Electric Light Orchestra) |
| The Things We Do On Drugs (The Things We Do For Love – 10CC) |
| This Is Why I Manscape (Listen To What The Man Said – Paul McCartney & Wings) |
| Took The Wrong Way Home (Take The Long Way Home – Supertramp) |
| Transgender (Surrender – Cheap Trick) |
| Turn Off That Phone (Turn To Stone – Electric Light Orchestra) |
| Undergarment Model (Undercover Angel – Alan O’Day) |
| Vaporized By The Death Star Light (Paradise By The Dashboard Light – Meatloaf) |
| Welcome Mat (Welcome Back – John Sebastian) |
| Why Ya Can’t Stop Texting (Da Ya Think I’m Sexy? – Rod Stewart) |
| Wish I Had Hair (Wish You Were Here – Pink Floyd) |
| Wish You Were Sober (Kiss You All Over – Exile) |
| Wrestling Is So Stupid (Listen To The Music – The Doobie Brothers) |
1980s
| 88 Lines About 44 Simpsons Characters (88 Lines About 44 Women – The Nails) |
| A Parody Song (The Authority Song – John Mellencamp) |
| All I Need Is Some Seroquel (All I Need Is A Miracle – Mike & The Mechanics) |
| All Those Parodies (Almost Paradise – Mike Reno & Ann Wilson) |
| Always Saving Lois Lane (Rock You Like A Hurricane – Scorpions) |
| An Indecent Man (An Innocent Man -Billy Joel) |
| Back Online (Back In Time – Huey Lewis & The News) |
| Bad Anakin (Bad Medicine – Bon Jovi) |
| Bagel In The Morning (Angel Of The Morning – Juice Newton) |
| Baked Beans (Make You Cut Cheese) (Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) – Eurythmics) |
| Baked On Grease (Take On Me – A-Ha) |
| Beef Stew (Rock You – Helix) |
| Beef-A-Roni (Mony, Mony – Billy Idol} |
| Blackened Crack (Back In Black – AC/DC) |
| Border Wall (Borderline – Madonna) |
| Bought A Blind Pet For You (Got My Mind Set On You – George Harrison) |
| Can’t Stand Vasectomies (Don’t Stand So Close To Me – The Police) |
| Carrot In My Eye (Spirit In The Sky – Norman Greenbaum) |
| Chafed (Faith – George Michael) |
| Charge My Phone Tonight (Take Me Home Tonight – Eddie Money) |
| Cheese Brain (Freeze-Frame -The J. Geils Band) |
| Chicken Wings (Broken Wings – Mr. Mister) |
| Clean Up What You Sharted (Finish What Ya Started – Van Halen) |
| Clean Up What You Sharted (Finish What Ya Started – Van Halen) |
| Clean Up What You Sharted (Finish What Ya Started – Van Halen) |
| Cupboards That Are Made Out Of Pine (Lovers In A Dangerous Time – Bruce Cockburn) |
| Dancing With An Elf (Dancing With Myself – Billy Idol) |
| Dancing With An Elf (Dancing With Myself – Billy Idol) |
| Did It In A Plymouth (Did It In A Minute – Hall & Oates) |
| Do They Know That Christmas Is Over? (Do They Know It’s Christmas? – Band Aid) |
| Do You Really Want My Herpes? (Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? – Culture Club) |
| Doing It All In The Gravy (Doing It All For My Baby – Huey Lewis & The News) |
| Don’t Censor Me (Don’t Answer Me – The Alan Parsons Project) |
| Don’t Know What I Bought Off Amazon (Don’t Know What You Got (‘Till It’s Gone) – Cinderella |
| Don’t Like Getting Older ((Just Like) Starting Over – John Lennon) |
| Drink And Drive (Touch And Go – The Cars) |
| Dude (Looks Like A Brady) (Dude (Looks Like A Lady) – Aerosmith) |
| Dump (Jump – Van Halen) |
| Eat All The Time (Sweet Child O’ Mine – Guns N’ Roses) |
| Eggs (Legs – ZZ Top) |
| Eggs, Beans And Rice (18 And Life – Skid Row) |
| End Of The Roll (End Of The Line – The Traveling Wilburys) |
| Every Little Song I Hear I Trash It (Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic – The Police) |
| Ex-Lax (Relax – Frankie Goes To Hollywood) |
| Farts Stink (Love Stinks – The J. Geils Band) |
| Fat Elvis (Black Velvet – Allanah Myles) |
| Feed Me Again (Feel It Again – Honeymoon Suite) |
| Flush The Toilet Please (Flesh For Fantasy – Billy Idol) |
| Friend List Love (Endless Love – Lionel Richie & Diana Ross) |
| Froot Loops (Footloose – Kenny Loggins) |
| Full Of It (Roll With It – Steve Winwood) |
| Go And See Yoda (Go For A Soda – Kim Mitchell) |
| Going Out With A Weirdo (Going Out With A Weirdo – Bonnie Tyler) |
| Gravy Stains (Crazy Train – Ozzy Osbourne) |
| Halloween (Holiday – Madonna) |
| Hard To Spell Tsunami (Hard To Say I’m Sorry – Chicago) |
| Hedge Trimmers (Sledgehammer – Peter Gabriel) |
| Horny Like A Milf (Hungry Like The Wolf – Duran Duran) |
| Hunger Games (Hungry Eyes – Eric Carmen) |
| I Don’t Wanna Wrap Anymore Damn Gifts (I Don’t Wanna Go On With You Like That – Elton John) |
| I Don’t Bathe Anymore (I Don’t Care Anymore – Phil Collins) |
| I Drive Miss Daisy (She Drives Me Crazy – Fine Young Cannibals) |
| I Got Big Feet (We Got The Beat – The Go-Gos) |
| I Guess That’s Why I Am A Recluse (I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues – Elton John) |
| I Hate Survivor (Eye Of The Tiger – Survivor) |
| I Hate Survivor (Eye Of The Tiger – Survivor) |
| I Love The Price Is Right (I Love A Rainy Night – Eddie Rabbit) |
| I Need Underwear (Handle With Care – The Traveling Wilburys) |
| I Rate Myself A Nine-Point-Two (I Hate Myself For Loving You – Joan Jett & The Blackhearts) |
| I Think I Am Stoned Now (I Think I’m Alone Now – Tiffany) |
| I Want A Clock (I Wanna Rock – Twisted Sister) |
| I Want To Rake Leaves (I Want To Break Free – Queen) |
| I’m A Comedian (Karma Chameleon – Culture Club) |
| I’m A Guy (I’m Alive – Electric Light Orchestra) |
| I’m Gonna Caulk (500 Tiles) (I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) – The Proclaimers) |
| I’m Not Bright (I’m Alright – Kenny Loggins) |
| I’m So Tired (I’m On Fire – Bruce Springsteen) |
| I’m Stuck In Traffic (A Kind Of Magic – Queen) |
| In A Pair Of Tights (In The Air Tonight – Phil Collins) |
| Incredible Slut (Invisible Touch – Genesis) |
| Into Creeps (In Too Deep – Genesis) |
| It Still Sounds Like Crap To Me (It’s Still Rock & Roll To Me – Billy Joel) |
| It’s Flatulation (Infatuation – Rod Stewart) |
| Jell-O (Hello – Lionel Richie) |
| Junk For Breakfast (Young And Restless – Prism) |
| Jurassic Traffic (Romantic Traffic – The Spoons) |
| Just Can’t Get it Up (Just Can’t Get Enough – Depeche Mode) |
| Just Pee At A Rest Stop (Hit Me With Your Best Shot – Pat Benatar) |
| Keyop (She-Bop – Cyndi Lauper) |
| Lando’s Confusion (Land Of Confusion – Genesis) |
| Laundry Goes On/Switching To Tide (This Beat Goes On/Switching To Glide – The Kings) |
| Learning How To Joust (Burning Down The House – Talking Heads) |
| Liposuction (Hyperactive – Thomas Dolby) |
| Love In A Cattle Field (Love Is A Battlefield – Pat Benatar) |
| Mad (Bad – Michael Jackson) |
| Making Love (In The Men’s Bathroom Stall) (Making Love Out Of Nothing At All – Air Supply) |
| Math Classes At Night (Sunglasses At Night – Corey Hart) |
| Messy Girl (Jesse’s Girl – Rick Springfield) |
| Mister Christie (Sister Christian – Night Ranger) |
| Mocking Them Online (Walking On Sunshine – Katrina & The Waves) |
| Moldy Now (Hold Me Now – Thompson Twins) |
| Money Mart (Hungry Heart – Bruce Springsteen) |
| Moonin‘ (Foolin’ – Def Leppard) |
| Mop Up The Hurl (Pop Goes The World – Men Without Hats) |
| Mr. Towelie (Mr. Crowley – Ozzy Osbourne) |
| My Derriere (The Warrior – Scandal) |
| My House May Be Haunted (Anyway You Want It – Journey) |
| My Tits Are Real (Our Lips Are Sealed – The Go-Go’s) |
| Mystery Tacos (Mister Roboto – Styx) |
| New Maid Now (New Girl Now – Honeymoon Suite) |
| Nipple Ring (Purple Rain – Prince) |
| No Dairy (Oh Sherrie – Steve Perry) |
| Nuts In A Vice (Cuts Like A Knife – Bryan Adams) |
| Odour Of Baloney Farts (Owner Of A Lonely Heart – Yes) |
| One Night In Bedrock (One Night In Bangkok – Murray Head) |
| Pair Of Nice Titties (Paradise City – Guns N’ Roses) |
| Panhandler (Maneater – Daryl Hall & John Oates) |
| Phallic (Magic – The Cars) |
| Pimply Hairy Testicles (Simply Irresistible – Robert Palmer) |
| Playin’ Some Space Invaders (Love In An Elevator – Aerosmith) |
| Please Direct Me (To The John) (Don’t Forget Me (When I’m Gone) – Glass Tiger) |
| Plunge (When The Drains Are Clogged) (Pride (In The Name Of Love) -U2) |
| Poor From Alimony (Pour Some Sugar On Me – Def Leppard) |
| Puttin’ On My Mitts (Puttin’ On The Ritz – Taco) |
| Rerun (We Run – Strange Advance) |
| Run Over You (Run To You – Bryan Adams) |
| Scratch My Balls (Catch My Fall – Billy Idol) |
| Scrub, Scrub Away (Run, Runaway – Slade) |
| Set Elmo On Fire (St. Elmo’s Fire – John Parr) |
| She Got A New Appliance (She Blinded Me With Science – Thomas Dolby) |
| She Sells Stationary (She Sells Sanctuary – The Cult) |
| Shit Shack (Love Shack – The B-52s) |
| Shout (Those Stains Out) (Shout – Tears For Fears) |
| Smoking The Weed I Love (Sowing The Seeds Of Love – Tears For Fears) |
| Solo (Rio – Duran Duran) |
| Somebody Is Eating My Cheerios (Spirits In The Material World – The Police) |
| Someone Dropped Soap On The Floor (Let My Love Open the Door – Pete Townshend) |
| Someone’s Gotta Call A Plow (Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now – Starship) |
| Star Wars On 45 (Stars On 45 – Stars On) |
| Steak Fajita Half Price Night (Sausalito Summernight – Diesel) |
| Stole Your Underwear To Remind Me (Always Something There To Remind Me – Naked Eyes) |
| Stopped Up With Poo (Caught Up In You – 38 Special) |
| Strike Or Spare (Like A Prayer – Madonna) |
| Summer Of Frankenstein (Summer Of ’69 – Bryan Adams) |
| Surely You Jest (Simply The Best – Tina Turner) |
| Taco Bell (Kokomo – The Beach Boys) |
| Take It In the Bum (Take It On The Run – REO Speedwagon) |
| Talk Nerdy To Me (Talk Dirty To Me – Poison) |
| Talking To A Sheep (Talking In Your Sleep – The Romantics) |
| Tell Her To Shove It (Tell Her About It – Billy Joel) |
| The Dishes Sit (If This Is It – Huey Lewis & The News) |
| The Force Is Strong (The Tide Is High – Blondie) |
| The Mayo Made Me Ill (The Way You Make Me Feel – Michael Jackson) |
| The Monopoly Man (The Invisible Man – Queen) |
| The Rejects (The Reflex – Duran Duran) |
| The Stripper Takes It Off (The Winner Takes It All – Abba) |
| The Videogames From The Arcade (It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) – R.E.M.) |
| Thirty-Nine Best Cartoons (99 Luftbaloons – Nena) |
| Time For Some Krispy Kreme (Sign Of The Gypsy Queen – April Wine) |
| Tweets Of Revulsion (Heat Of The Moment – Asia) |
| Tying Up My Shoes (Crying Over You – Platinum Blonde) |
| Uncle Fester (Under Pressure – Queen) |
| Underwear (Everywhere – Fleetwood Mac) |
| Vagina (Elvira – The Oak Ridge Boys) |
| Walk With An Erection (Walk Like An Egyptian – The Bangles) |
| Walking Dead (Walk Of Life – Dire Straits) |
| We Didn’t Start The Star Wars (We Didn’t Start The Fire – Billy Joel) |
| Welcome To McDonald’s (Welcome To The Jungle – Guns N’ Roses) |
| We’re On Cruise Control (Make Me Lose Control – Eric Carmen) |
| Wet Pants (Let’s Dance – David Bowie) |
| When Pigs Fly (When Doves Cry – Prince) |
| When The Mowing Gets Tough, The Lawn Gets Mowing (When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going – Billy Ocean) |
| When You Pee Your Pants (While You See A Chance – Steve Winwood) |
| Where The Sheets Have No Stains (Where The Streets Have No Name – U2) |
| Who Did That Meow? (Who Can It Be Now? – Men At Work) |
| Wig Time (Big Time – Peter Gabriel) |
| Work Until You’re Weakened (Working For The Weekend – Loverboy) |
| Workin’ For A Gibbon (Workin’ For A Living – Huey Lewis & The News) |
| You Bought It (You Got It – Roy Orbison) |
| You Buttered Your Butt (You Better, You Bet – The Who) |
| You Got Perspiration (You’re The Inspiration – Chicago) |
| You Might Stink (You Might Think – The Cars) |
| You Piss, You Always Miss (Kiss On My List – Daryl Hall & John Oates) |
| You Spin Me Round (Like The Wheel Of Fortune) (You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) – Dead Or Alive) |
| You’ll Be Dumping Me (You’ll Accomp’ny Me – Bob Seger) |
| You’re Making A Scene (American Dream – Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young) |
| You’re Not Quite Appealing (Can’t Fight This Feeling – REO Speedwagon) |
| Your Childish Memes (Your Wildest Dreams – The Moody Blues) |
| Your Lucky Small White Thong (You Shook Me All Night Long -AC/DC) |
1990s
| Are You Gonna Go Away? (Are You Gonna Go My Way? – Lenny Kravitz) |
| Be My Artoo Detoo (Be My Yoko Ono – Barenaked Ladies) |
| Break My Fixtures (Take A Picture – Filter) |
| Burning The Fries (Learning To Fly – Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers) |
| By The Balls (Bailamos – Enrique Iglesias) |
| Christmas Morning Comes (Then The Morning Comes – Smash Mouth) |
| Country Song #2 (Song # 2 – Blur) |
| Dagobah (Dragula – Rob Zombie) |
| Damn It, I’m Coming Down (Mama, I’m Coming Home – Ozzy Osbourne) |
| Dealer (Blind Man – Aerosmith) |
| Double Parked (Doubleback – ZZ Top) |
| Enter Batman (Enter Sandman – Metallica) |
| Everybody Farts (Everybody Hurts – R.E.M.) |
| Everytime You’re Rude (I Want To Punch You) (Everything I Do (I Do It For You) – Bryan Adams) |
| Fed Up Eventually (Ahead By A Century – Tragically Hip) |
| Friends Are So Racist (Friends In Low Places – Garth Brooks) |
| Garbage Tunes (Harvest Moon – Neil Young) |
| Get A Bunk House (Get The Funk Out – Extreme) |
| Givin’ You A Wedge (Livin’ On The Edge – Aerosmith) |
| Hamster’s Paradise (Gangsta’s Paradise – Coolio) |
| Hey Cupid (Hey Stoopid – Alice Cooper) |
| I Dust My Shelves (I Touch Myself – The Divinyls) |
| I Would Do Anything For Drugs (But I Won’t Do Crack) (I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) – Meatloaf) |
| Let’s Smoke Pot (Let’s Get Rocked – Def Leppard) |
| Listerine (Self-Esteem – The Offspring) |
| No More Sears (No More Tears – Ozzy Osbourne) |
| Ordinary Average McFly (Ordinary Average Guy – Joe Walsh) |
| Pancakes (Poundcake – Van Halen) |
| Penis Ring (Sweetest Thing – U2) |
| Porn Star (All Star -Smashmouth) |
| Sandwiches (Promises – Def Leppard) |
| She’s A Guy (She’s So High – Tal Bachman) |
| Shooting At Some Pigeons (Losing My Religion – R.E.M.) |
| Social Media (Unbelievable – EMF) |
| Tang (Slang – Def Leppard) |
| The Internet’s Where You Live (You Get What You Give – New Radicals) |
| Under The Fridge (Under The Bridge – Red Hot Chili Peppers) |
| Use Coat Racks Or Hangers (Don’t Look Back In Anger – Oasis) |
| Very High (Cherry Pie – Warrant) |
| Wannabe A Spice Girl (Wannabe – The Spice Girls) |
| When Cars And Trucks Collide (When Love And Hate Collide – Def Leppard) |
| Whine (Shine – Collective Soul) |
| Without Shoes (Without You – The Dixie Chicks) |
| Wizardry (Misery – Soul Asylum) |
| Wonderbread (Thunderstruck – AC/DC) |
2000s
| At The Pool (Act The Fool – Ludacris) |
| Boozin’ (Cruisin’ – Huey Lewis & Gwyneth Paltrow) |
| Constipated (Complicated – Avril Lavigne) |
| Have A Rice Cake (Have A Nice Day – Bon Jovi) |
| I’m Such A Nerd (I’m Like A Bird – Nelly Furtado) |
| If You’re Bombed (If You’re Gone – Matchbox Twenty) |
| Look! My Boobs Are So Big (Oops!… I Did It Again – Britney Spears) |
| (Make Me) Breakfast (Breathless – The Corrs) |
| Mucus (Music – Madonna) |
| Punch Me (Pinch Me – Barenaked Ladies) |
| Shop eBay (Rock DJ – Robbie Williams) |
| When It’s Stouffer’s (When It’s Over – Sugar Ray) |
| X-Rated (Jaded – Aerosmith) |
2010s
| Bowl-A-Soup (Hula Hoop – Omi) |
| Breathalyzers (Synthesizers – Butch Walker & The Black Widows) |
| I’m Well Hung (We Are Young – Fun.) |
| Take It Off (Shake It Off – Taylor Swift) |
CHRISTMAS
| Christmas Bills (Jingle Bells – Christmas Traditional) |
| Deck My Balls (Deck The Halls – Christmas Traditional) |
| Frost On My Gonads (Frosty The Snowman – Christmas Traditional) |
| Hope You Had A Merry Freakin’ Christmas (Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas – Frank Sinatra) |
| I Came Upon A Nice Cold Beer (It Came Upon A Midnight Clear – Christmas Traditional) |
| I Saw Mommy Piss On Santa Claus (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus –Christmas Traditional) |
| I Wish I Could Afford Christmas (We Wish You A Merry Christmas – Christmas Traditional) |
| Kiefer Sutherland (Winter Wonderland – Christmas Traditional) |
| Lay Off The Egg Nog, Grandpa (Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer – Christmas Traditional) |
| No More Snow! No More Snow! No More Snow! (Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! – Dean Martin) |
| Silent Farts (Silent Night – Christmas Traditional) |
| Stoner’s 12 Days Of Christmas (12 Days Of Christmas – Christmas Traditional) |
| Superfriends Christmas (Jingle Bells – Christmas Traditional) |
| Tight Christmas (White Christmas – Bing Crosby) |
| Your Breasts Are Very Comforting (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen – Christmas Traditional) |