(All Shook Up – Elvis Presley)

COMING SOON!

(Unbelievable – EMF)

Oh, what the, what the hell is this?
You have thousands of followers
They don’t know who you are
You always post just about everything
But you’re taking it way too far
It seems you socialize way too much
But never just face to face
In fact, all time you’re on too much
On Insta, or Twitter, or Facebook

The things, you type, are things you won’t say in real life
The things, you say, on social media
Oh, what the, what the hell is this?

Every time I always see you, your face is buried in a screen
You’re always taking pics, of people you met
And places that you’ve been
It seems your life’s on display, for everybody to see
But in fact, more people are, seeing you
On Youtube, and Tiktok

The things, you read
It’s hard to know just what to believe
These things, and more, on social media
Oh, what the, what the hell is this?

Pics of what you ate, bitching about what you hate
Links to sites with the fake news, lies and misinformation
Pics of ugly clothes, stupid TikTok videos
Non-stop selfies that no one likes
And sharing your stupid biased opinions
To people that are lame, who really cares?
No one, it seems

(That’s social media)
You’re sharing all your problems
That no one wants to hear
And showing pictures of your body
While you’re flexing in the mirror
You’re mouthing off and you’re bullying
Hiding behind your keyboard
You think that you’re invincible
But in fact you are, a coward

The things, you write, your information is just not right
The things, you post, is making you look dumb
The things, you click
All that crap just makes me very sick
The things, you see, on social media
Oh, what the, what the hell is this?
It’s on social media, it’s social media
Oh, what the, what the hell is this?
It’s social media

(Rock Around The Clock – Bill Haley & His Comets)

One, two, three o’clock, time for a sock
Five, six, seven o’clock, once again sock
Nine, ten, eleven o’clock, need some more socks
I got a sock, around, my cock tonight

When my cock gets hard, throughout the day
I’ll be whacking off the day away
I’ll put a sock, around my cock tonight
And then I’ll whack, whack, whack, ‘cause it feels right
I’ll put a sock, put a sock around my cock tonight

When I go to town, I’ll do my best
To make sure that there’s no sticky mess
I’ll put a sock, around my cock tonight
And then I’ll whack, whack, whack, ‘cause it feels right
I’ll put a sock, put a sock around my cock tonight

I can go all day, I just don’t care
But then I’ll have no socks left to wear
I’ll put a sock, around my cock tonight
And then I’ll whack, whack, whack, ‘cause it feels right
I’ll put a sock, put a sock around my cock tonight

When I’m all alone, it’s all I do
I’ll be using socks to catch my splooge
I’ll put a sock, around my cock tonight
And then I’ll whack, whack, whack, ‘cause it feels right
I’ll put a sock, put a sock around my cock tonight

When I blow my load, I’ll take a break
I’ll recharge myself, then masturbate
I’ll put a sock, around my cock tonight
And then I’ll whack, whack, whack, ‘cause it feels right
I’ll put a sock, put a sock around my cock tonight

(Rio – Duran Duran)

You’ve seen him on Endor, and seen him on Tatooine
If you need a pilot, he’s the best you’ve ever seen
With his best friend Chewie, that big hairy wookiee
He’ll always get the job done
He’s in it for the money, but it’s also for the fun

His name is Solo, all his friends just call him Han
He is a scoundrel and a cocky Corellian
And when he flies, it’s the Millennium Falcon
Oh Solo, Solo, you’re our favorite smuggler man

He’s a lady charmer, a scoundrel, that’s for sure
Leia thinks that he is, a scruffy nerfherder
Says she loves him, then he says “I know”
But now Jabba’s got him, all thanks to Lando

His name is Solo, all his friends just call him Han
He is a scoundrel and a cocky Corellian
And when he flies, it’s the Millennium Falcon
Oh Solo, Solo, you’re our favorite smuggler man

Hey now, whoo, see him go, he’s a guy that gets respect
You know that he had done, the Kessel run
He did it in, less than, just twelve, parsecs
He’ll take a chance
‘Cause you know that when things get rocky
He starts to get cocky, he won’t be sloppy
You know he’ll be cocky

His name is Solo, all his friends just call him Han
He is a scoundrel and a cocky Corellian
And when he flies, it’s the Millennium Falcon
Oh Solo, Solo, you’re our favorite smuggler man

His name is Solo, hero of the Rebellion
He married Leia, and they had a son named Ben
Oh Solo, Solo, hope you fix the hyperdrive
He always likes to fight with blasters by his side

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo (repeat)

(Spirits In The Material World – The Police)

There is no cereal on the table
I like breakfast that is stable
Now I’m willing and I’m able
Not to have another damn bagel

Seems somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios

Don’t want Froot Loops or Trix,
All-Bran just gives me the shits
You can keep your Weetabix
Why can’t I just enjoy my breakfast?

Seems somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios

Who was in my cupboard
And go through that effort
Stealing those O’s is absurd
They took the prize and that hurts

Seems somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios

(Let My Love Open The Door – Pete Townshend)

COMING SOON!

(Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now – Starship)

Every damn winter, I get really bitter
Some days I’d rather, be staying in bed
It is always snowing, and it can’t stop growing
Sometimes it’s piling way up over my head
People say I’m lazy, and that might be true
All ‘cause I own a shovel, baby, that I never use
Looking out my window, can’t see a thing
This bitter cold white hell covers everything

‘Cause we are getting lousy weather, and it won’t get better
Someone’s gotta call a plow
Until I see a clearing out there, we are going nowhere
Someone’s gotta call a, someone’s gotta call a plow, oh yes

I would just say screw it, pay some kid to do it
But he’d charge too much, ‘cause it would take too long
Our street’s a disaster, can’t they get here faster?
The sooner they do, then the snow will be gone
Let’s call it a snow day, the kids are fine
Just as long as there’s no school then they will not mind
Doesn’t matter ‘cause I, still have to work
Because my boss is such an uncaring jerk

‘Cause we are getting lousy weather, and it won’t get better
Someone’s gotta call a plow
Until I see a clearing out there, we are going nowhere
Someone’s gotta call a, someone’s gotta call them

Ooh, all that we need’s a plow (all that we really need)
To dig us all out right now
Then we can all get out, out into the world, yeah

‘Cause we are getting lousy weather, and it won’t get better
Someone’s gotta call a plow
Until I see a clearing out there, we are going nowhere
Someone’s gotta call a, someone’s gotta call them
‘Cause we are getting lousy weather, and it won’t get better
Someone’s gotta call a plow (someone’s gotta call them)
Until I see a clearing out there, we are going nowhere
Someone’s gotta call a plow (repeat)

(Black Betty – Ram Jam)

COMING SOON!

(Happy Together – The Turtles)

Imagine both of us, with lust
I think of you in leather chaps, that shows your ass
And then you make me beg for more, so then I’d ask
You’d spank me in leather
If you should tie me up, and cuff my hands
And make me wear a ball and gag, with nipple clamps
Then tell me I’m a naughty boy, I’d understand
Then spank me in leather

I can’t see me being this kinky at all, with someone else
I just love it, when you tie me to the wall, using my belt

I love you, commanding me
You make me put a blindfold on, so I can’t see
You know this shit just turns me on, it’s so kinky
Please spank me in leather

I just love it, when I’m submissive with you, it turns me on
When you whip me, baby, I love what you do, it’s so much fun

Slap my ass, and spit on me
And call me a disgusting pig, it brings me glee
Humiliate me ‘till I cry, I’m so happy
Then spank me in leather

Ba-ba-ba-ba-bababababababa, ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-bababababababa, ba-ba-ba-ba

Everyone, they just don’t see
Why I like to do this to you, and you to me
They all must think that we are weird, and that might be
So spank me in leather (whoo-ooh-ooh)
Just spank me in leather (whoo-ooh-ooh)
It feels so better (ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba)
So spank me in leather (ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba)
It gets you so wetter (ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba)
To spank me in leather (ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba)
So spank me in leather (ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba)
Yes, spank me in leather (ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba)
Just spank me in leather (ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba)

(Nowhere Man – The Beatles)

I’m a real Star Wars fan
Living in my Star Wars land
Watching all them when I can
Just endlessly

Most people call me a nerd
‘Cause I know them word for word
I know that’s a bit absurd, for me

Star Wars fan, that is me
I’ve been one, since the seventies
Star Wars fan, some people
Just don’t understand

Vader’s tattooed on my thigh
My religion is Jedi
Do or do not, there is no try, at all

Star Wars fan, forever
Will I stop? No, never
Love it all, yes even the
Holiday special, la,la,la,la

I’m collecting all the toys
Always make the saber noise
That’s just a few of the joys, it brings

Star Wars fan, proud of it
And I love every minute
Star Wars fan, It will always be
Who I am, la, la, la, la

I’m a real Star Wars fan
Living in my Star Wars land
Watching all them when I can
Just endlessly
Watching all  them when I can
Just endlessly
Keep watching them all I can
‘Cause I love them!

(Stars On 45 – Stars On)

COMING SOON!

(Sausalito Summernight – Deisel)

We got some tacos at the drive-thru
With cheesy nachos on the side
I’ve never been much into junk food
And have no preference for fries

I said ‘forget about this dog meat
This kind of crap is bad for you
I know a place that we can go eat
That we can save some money too

Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside

It’s half-price night for steak fajitas
It’s at this restaurant down the street
I know a waitress there named Frieda
She thinks that I’m a total geek

Don’t want no burgers or a sandwich
Don’t need no salads or some bread
Forget the chicken or the ham, bitch
I think I’ll have my shells instead

Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside

Another plate or two to order
I like to eat much as I can
It’s like a taste south of the border
Without all of the Mexicans

Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside

Grillin’ up the meat, melting on the cheese
Load it up with onions and green peppers if you please
Sizzlin’ over there, bring it over here
Really hot n’ spicy, better get another beer

Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside

It’s half-price night for steak fajitas
(Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
It’s half-price night for steak fajitas
(Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
(repeat)