(Kokomo – The Beach Boys)

Hard tacos, soft tacos, beef and bean burritos
Chalupas, gorditas, chicken, steak fajitas
Chilitos, and nachos, double decker tacos, bell Grande

Somewhere down the street
There’s a place called Taco Bell
There’s where we go to eat, if you want to smell
Cinnamon crispas, hot sauce, Mexican pizza
Jalapenos, onions, guacamole and a chihuahua
“Yo quiero taco Bell”

Hard tacos, soft tacos, beef and bean burritos
Chalupas, gorditas, chicken, steak fajitas
Chilitos, and nachos
Ooh I want to take you down to Taco Bell
We’ll get there faster if we run like hell
Meat and beans in a shell, way down at Taco Bell
(Fries, supreme, with cheese and sour cream)

We’ll get it to stay, and we’ll fill up the whole damn tray
Bit by bit, we will get, a little bit of gas today
Afternoon specials, meximelts and free refills
That spicy food in your gut
Will soon be oozing out of your butt, down at Taco Bell
 
Hard tacos, soft tacos, beef and bean burritos
Chalupas, gorditas, chicken, steak fajitas
Chilitos, and nachos
Ooh I want to take you down to Taco Bell
We’ll get there faster if we run like hell
Meat and beans in a shell, way down at Taco Bell
(Lettuce, pintos, black olives, tomatoes)
Everybody tells, of a place called Taco Bell
Now if you want to go, and don’t know what they sell
Go down to Taco Bell

Hard tacos, soft tacos, beef and bean burritos
Chalupas, gorditas, chicken, steak fajitas
Chilitos, and nachos
Ooh I want to take you down to Taco Bell
We’ll get there faster if we run like hell
Meat and beans in a shell, way down at Taco Bell
(repeat)

(Take It On The Run – REO Speedwagon)

COMING SOON!

(Shake It Off – Taylor Swift)

I get up on stage, with nothing barely on
That’s what these guys want, mm-mm
That’s what these guys want, mm-mm
I go on while music plays, just three songs then I’m done
I get tips from everyone, mm-mm
I get lots of ones, mm-mm
And I keep dancing, won’t stop, guys are panting
I like to throw my panties to the crowd
Saying that touching’s not allowed

‘Cause the patrons gonna pay, pay, pay, pay, pay
Just to watch me spread my legs, legs, legs, legs, legs,
Baby, I’m just gonna take, take, take, take, take
I take it off, I take it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)
The strippers, they will shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Even though their boobs are fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby. I’m just gonna take, take, take, take, take
I take it off, I take it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)

I always wear g-strings, while shakin’ everything
And they’re always cheering, mm-mm
And keep on whistling, mm-mm
I also bare my soul (also bare my soul)
While I gyrate on the pole (gyrate on the pole)
I give them a great show, mm-mm
A really great show, mm-mm
My bits are jiggling, won’t stop, all the wiggling
Looks like I got this stripping thing down pat
Y’know I’m giving tit for tat

‘Cause the patrons gonna pay, pay, pay, pay, pay
Just to watch me spread my legs, legs, legs, legs, legs,
Baby, I’m just gonna take, take, take, take, take
I take it off, I take it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)
The strippers, they will shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Even though their boobs are fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby. I’m just gonna take, take, take, take, take
I take it off, I take it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)

I take it off, I take it off, I, I, I take it off, I take it off
I, I, I take it off, I take it off, I, I, I take it off
I take it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Just think, you’re all just getting drunk on beer
Throwing your money
Like the dirty, dirty perverts you all are
And lying to your wives about where, you, are
Guys want me to be their girlfriend, they’re like
“Oh my God!” every time that I shake
And to the guy in the front row
Who spends a lot of dough
Would you want a lap dance honey?
I can shake, shake, shake, yeah, yeah, oh, oh

‘Cause the patrons gonna pay, pay, pay, pay, pay
Just to watch me spread my legs, legs, legs, legs, legs,
Baby, I’m just gonna take, take, take, take, take
I take it off, I take it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)
The strippers, they will shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
Even though their boobs are fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby. I’m just gonna take, take, take, take, take
I take it off, I take it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)

I take it off, I take it off, I, I, I take it off, I take it off
I, I, I take it off , I take it off, I, I, I take it off
I take it off (whoo-hoo-hoo), take it off, I take it off
I, I, I  take it off, I take it off, I, I, I take it off, I take it off
I, I, I take it off (yeah), I take it off (whoo-hoo-hoo)
Take it off, I take it off
I, I, I take it off, I take it off (I got to), I take it off, I take it off
I, I, I take it off, I take it off

(Talk Dirty To Me – Poison)

You know I met you, I met you at the Comic-Con
With your slave Leia costume on
And I loved it, and I know you loved me too
I dressed like Doctor Who
I had to have you, oh yes I did

I see you, I see that you wear glasses too
And they look so damn good on you
‘Cause it’s sexy, and you’re hot with those braces
That’s the way it is, you’re pretty nerdy
‘Cause I love it when you’re..

Speaking Klingon, at the comic store
Solving equations, discussing dinosaurs
Playing D&D, and quoting Star Wars
Yes baby, talk nerdy to me

You know I’ll tell you, I’ll tell you that I love you so
You look at me and say “I know”
You know I love it, it’s from Return Of The Jedi
And I’m a Star Wars guy
And you love it too, I know I’ll find you…

Speaking Klingon, at the comic store
Solving equations, discussing dinosaurs
Playing D&D, and quoting Star Wars
Yes baby, talk nerdy to me

Baby, let’s sit and watch a Marvel movie
‘Cause baby you’ll be…

Speaking Klingon, at the comic store
Solving equations, discussing dinosaurs
Playing D&D, and quoting Star Wars
Yes baby, talk nerdy to me
Yea baby, talk nerdy to me, yea, yea, yea
Oh, baby, talk nerdy to me!

Whooo! You’re a geeky goddess, baby, oh yea

(Talking In Your Sleep – The Romantics)

COMING SOON!

(Slang – Def Leppard)

Tang!

Spittin’ up, gettin’ sick because I drank
Something crude from a dirty shot glass
Yeah yeah yeah, you should realize
I like to get drunk, but that ain’t my style
I’ll drink my milk and water too, it’s not enough
All I ever wanna drink is Tang, alright

(Tang for me) it just feels good in my tummy
(Tang for me) it always seems to quench my thirst
(Tang for me) it’s just so refreshing and yummy
All I ever wanna drink is Tang

When astronauts are on a mission
It’s their favorite go-to drink
With citric acid and, fructose
Why make something else
When nothing even comes close
There’s orange and grape
And passion fruit and strawberry too
All I ever wanna drink is Tang, oh yea

(Tang for me) it just feels good in my tummy
(Tang for me) it always seems to quench my thirst
(Tang for me) it’s just so refreshing and yummy
All I ever wanna drink is Tang

Here’s my confession, it’s now my obsession
So don’t you question, my drink addiction

(Tang for me) it just feels good in my tummy
(Tang for me) it always seems to quench my thirst
(Tang for me) it’s just so refreshing and yummy
All I ever wanna drink is Tang
(Tang for me) it just feels good in my tummy
(Tang for me) it always seems to quench my thirst
(Tang for me) it’s just so refreshing and yummy
All I ever wanna drink is Tang

(Nights In White Satin – The Moody Blues)

Taters au gratin, what a tasty side dish
Goes well with chicken, and with beef, pork or fish
Its scalloped potatoes all covered in cheese
Cooked in the oven, guaranteeing to please
And I love them, yes I love them, oh how I love them

Don’t overcook them, Or they lose flavour
The taste is exquisite, you need to savour
You’ll need hot water, and milk and some butter
Just mix them together, and give them a good stir
And I love them, yes I love them
Oh how I love them, I really love them

Taters au gratin, I just can’t get enough
I got some cooking, it is never too much
Baking some for dinner, it feeds up to four
Your family loves it, they’ll keep asking for more
‘Cause they love them, yes they love them
Oh how them love them, they really love them

And I love them, yes I love them
Oh how I love them, I really love them

(Spoken):
Heat oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit
Mix potatoes and sauce mix
Boiling water, milk and margarine
In a greased six cup casserole
Or nine inch square baking pan

Bake uncovered 30 to 35 minutes
Or until top is golden brown
And potatoes are tender
Remove from oven
Sauce will thicken as it stands

Makes about 5, half cup servings

(Telephone Line – Electric Light Orchestra)

Hello? Where are you? Have we’ve been cut off?
Now I’m very, very, very, very, very pissed
That’s what I yelled, I’d like to call you back
If I paid up my telephone, yea, yea, yea

What? Final notice? I’ve already paid
Don’t you recall I sent a check last month?
For, half the, full amount, that check must have bounced
Now I owe an arm and leg

Too much, someone calls too much
To France and Amsterdam
Collect, long distance, no savings plan
I look at numbers called
(I’m sure I don’t know someone from Beirut)
And I am appalled
(What the hell’s 1-800-Lick My Boots?)

Oh, no, telephone bills, these rates can kill
I’m not paying for it
Oh, no, telephone bills, gives me the chills
I just can’t afford it

Okay, so they’re not listening
Why won’t they just let it slide
Until next week, next month, next year
Oh, oooh, I’ll sit and pout, from darkness of my house
‘Cause my hydro’s not paid too, oh no, yea, yea, yea

Too much, someone calls too much
To France and Amsterdam
Collect, long distance, no savings plan
I look at numbers called
(I’m sure I don’t know someone from Beirut)
And I am appalled
(What the hell’s 1-800-Lick My Boots?)

Oh, no, telephone bills, these rates can kill
I’m not paying for it
Oh, no, telephone bills, gives me the chills
I just can’t afford it
Oh, no, telephone bills, these rates can kill
I’m not paying for it
Oh, no, telephone bills, gives me the chills
I just can’t afford it

(Tell Her About It – Billy Joel)

COMING SOON!

(If This Is It – Huey Lewis & The News)

I’ve been cleaning, day to evening
I see you eat, always, all day long
You’ll fill the kitchen, with dirty dishes
They’re piling up, it’s so, so wrong
Please don’t lie, and say that it’s not you
Please don’t cry, and kick up such a stink
Wash and dry, is all you have to do now
But you just don’t, you leave them in the sink

The dishes sit, for days and days
I don’t know why they’re always left this way
The dishes sit, and that’s how they stay
‘Cause you won’t wash, you just run away

You’re just lazy and drive me crazy
We both know you can be a jerk
They keep collecting, but you’re objecting
You do anything to avoid some work
Please just try, to do a little scrubbing
Please just try, to rinse a plate or bowl
I don’t know why, you always do nothing,
You let it go, and now it’s growing mould

The dishes sit, for days and days
I don’t know why they’re always left this way
The dishes sit, and that’s how they stay
‘Cause you won’t wash, you just run away

The dishes sit, for days and days
I don’t know why they’re always left this way
The dishes sit, and that’s how they stay
‘Cause you won’t wash, you just run away

The dishes sit, forever now, (I wish they won’t)
Oooh-ooh-ooh
The dishes sit, (the dishes sit) forever now
(They always do) oooh-ooh-ooh
The dishes sit, (so dirty) forever now, oooh-ooh-ooh
Just clean them, the dishes sit
Forever now, ooh-ooh-ooh

(The Tide Is High – Blondie)

COMING SOON!

(You Get What You Give – New Radicals)

COMING SOON!

(The Way You Make Me Feel – Michael Jackson)

COMING SOON!

(The Invisible Man – Queen)

COMING SOON!

(The Reflex – Duran Duran)

COMING SOON!

(The Winner Takes It All – Abba)

I don’t pay to talk, I just came to see a show
Though it’s costing me, twenty bucks you see
I’ve drank all my beer, I’m sure that she’s drunk too
Nothing more today, no more cash to pay

The stripper takes it off, the bouncer’s big and tough
Beside the big brass pole she also bares her soul

I was near the stage, getting a good view there
I figured I was close,catching all her clothes
The music’s nice and loud, no touching is allowed, here
You’ll be out the door, if you try to score

The girls may throw their bra, the patrons stare in awe
And somewhere way up stage, someone’s in a cage
The stripper takes it off (takes it all off)
Her breasts look nice and soft (big and bouncy)
She shaved it all down there (under where)
Some guys they like it bare (no pubic hair)

But when she does her act, the place is always packed
Some guys get aroused, most are way too soused
I will take a chance, and get a table dance
Loosen all those straps, and wiggle on my lap

The judges will decide (yes they decide)
Which girls they really like (gets them most hard)
Spectators of the show (drunken horn dogs)
Are blowing all their dough (tens and twenties)
Kandy is on again (Kandy is hot)
I like the way she bends (like a pretzel)
I just can’t get enough (no not enough)
The stripper takes it off (takes it right off)

I don’t pay to talk, I came to see them nude
And she’ll never quit, she’s come to shake her tits
I apologize, if I sound like a perv
Boobs, buns, bush and thigh, now you can see why
When you see, the stripper take it off
(la, la, la, la) (la, la, la, la)
The stripper takes it off (la, la, la, la) (la, la, la, la)

Yes the stripper, takes it all off
See her shaking, all of her stuff
Skimpy g-strings, frilly lace things
Women and beer, I’ll be back here