(We Didn’t Start The Fire – Billy Joel)

Carrie Fisher, Threepio, Palpatine and Watto
Bib Fortuna, R2-D2, Millennium Falcon
Zam Wessel, Geonosis, Kenny Baker, Federation
Inner Rim, Outer Rim, Natalie Portman
Clonetroopers, Qui-Gon, Docking Bay, Alderaan
Lando, and Dex Jettser, Shadows of the Empire
Jedi power, Tatooine, Naboo’s got a new Queen
Wampa creature, speakin’ Bocce, Masters of the Teras Kasi

We didn’t start the Star Wars
They were always fighting since George was writing them
We didn’t start the Star Wars
No we didn’t dream them, but we went and seen them

Grand Moff Tarkin, Chewbacca, Walkers and Sebulba
Rancor Keeper, Amidala, pesky Mynocks
Ray Park, Mace Windu, Tusken Raiders
Lama Su, Daniels, Mayhew, Village of the Ewoks
Ugnaughts, Boss Nass, Jabba’s got a great big ass
Kamino Cloners, frozen Han, Liam Neeson, Rebo Band
Greedo, Dagobah, Uncle Owen, Yoda
Princess Leia, Hyperspace, trouble with the Wookie race

We didn’t start the Star Wars
They were always fighting since George was writing them
We didn’t start the Star Wars
No we didn’t dream them, but we went and seen them

Boba Fett, Coruscant, Alec Guinness, Taloraan
Mouse Droid, Vallorum, fall from grace for Anakin
Bail Organa, Sith Lord Maul, blastin’ down the Death Star halls
Mos Eisley, bunch o’TIES, Splinter Of The Mind’s Eye,
Captain Tarpals, Sarlacc, Mark Hamill, gunner Dack
Bantha poops, Leebo, Hyperdrive’s a no-go
Wicket, Too-Onebee, Jar Jar Binks and mother Shmi
Star Destroyer, Ronto, Gungans in a Bongo

We didn’t start the Star Wars
They were always fighting since George was writing them
We didn’t start the Star Wars
No we didn’t dream them, but we went and seen them

Harrison, Bacta, Truce at Bakura
Ackbar, Derlin, Grievous and X-Wings
Han Solo of Corellia, die-hard Star Wars mania
Porkins, Rebel Dawn, Vader slices Obi-Wan
Taun We, Yavin IV, cruisin’ through the Planet’s Core
Aunt Beru, Jawas too, Droidekas and Xizor

We didn’t start the Star Wars
They were always fighting since George was writing them
We didn’t start the Star Wars
No we didn’t dream them, but we went and seen them

David Prowse, Mustafar, Jedi Council, Dash Rendar
Tauntauns, Blaster shot, Stormtroopers, Lobot
Cloud City, Nute & Rune, battle on the forest Moon
Mara Jade, Rebellion, music score by John Williams
Pod Racing, Asteroids, Lightsabers, Battle Droids
Slave 1, Luke of course, mind tricks and the Force
Salicious Crumb, Rieekan, Ralph McQuarrie, Arden Lyn
Nerf Herder, Shuttle crew, Jango Fett and Count Dooku

We didn’t start the Star Wars
They were always fighting since George was writing them
We didn’t start the Star Wars
But when we are gone it will still play on
And on and on, and on, and on…..

We didn’t start the Star Wars
They were always fighting since George was writing them
We didn’t start the Star Wars
No we didn’t dream them, but we went and seen them
(repeat)

(Welcome Back – John Sebastian)

COMING SOON!

(Welcome To The Jungle – Guns N’ Roses)

Welcome to McDonald’s, we’ve got hamburger
We got all the meat you want, we don’t think that it’s murder
We are the fast food that you find, on every freakin’ street
If you pay the money, honey, you’ll get heart disease

At McDonald’s, welcome To McDonald’s
Watch us cook the processed
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-meat, meat
Oh, yea, I wanna watch you eat

Welcome to the McDonald’s, do you want fries with that
If you want large, we’ll overcharge
But that’s where we are at
And you’re a very hungry girl, that really likes Big Macs
You can get the nuggets, and some cookies for a snack

At McDonald’s, Welcome To McDonald’s
Feel the, the, the cholesterol
There’s always, there’s one in every mall

Welcome to McDonald’s, a McDeal everyday
You can bring all the kiddies too
In the play land’s where they stay
If you got hunger for McChicken, you’ll eat it eventually
You can have any sauce you want
But now you just won’t get them for free

At McDonald’s, welcome To McDonald’s
Watch us cook the processed m-m-m-m-m-m-m-meat
Yea, oh yea, of course you feed

And if you’re really hungry, you can use the drive-thru
Drive-thru, drive-thru, drive-thru… yea!

You know where you are? You’re at McDonald’s, baby
You’re gonna die

At McDonald’s, Welcome To McDonald’s
Get some coffee, pop or tea, tea
At McDonald’s, Welcome To McDonald’s
Eat your, your, Quarter Pounder, please
At McDonald’s, Welcome To McDonald’s
Won’t you get it with some cheese, cheese
At McDonald’s, Welcome To McDonald’s
Watch it make you puke your…

Did I just see a clown? Yuck!

(Make Me Lose Control – Eric Carmen)

COMING SOON!

(Let’s Dance – David Bowie)

COMING SOON!

(When Love And Hate Collide – Def Leppard)

I always have to change my pants
Every time you’re changing lanes
And then you’re slamming down the brakes hard
And causing lots of pain
Got some traffic on the road
How many times have you been told
That you shouldn’t drive a Pinto
Because then you will explode

Got the keys, for the car, gonna drive it
Got your hands on the wheel, hope we’ll survive it
All I want is a good seat belt
I always have to change my pants
Every time you’re changing lanes
Because those trucks are coming baby
And this ain’t no game

(Without brakes) We’re really screwed
Because we’re going through the windshield
And we have no air bags too
(Without brakes) Can’t stop this reckless ride
When cars and trucks collide

I don’t wanna drive no more
I can’t stand all the blood and gore
When we’re driving down the highway
Near those four by fours
You haven’t got insurance yet
The road is slippery when it’s wet
But you didn’t use your high beams
Now it’s all a total wreck

Couldn’t stop, didn’t swerve, thought we’d make it
Engine dropped, ‘round the curve, we couldn’t take it
All I need, is the jaws of life

(Without brakes) What can we do?
When we’re spread out on the highway
And we lost a limb or two
(Without brakes) Can’t stop this reckless ride
When cars and trucks collide

I always have to change my pants
Every time you’re changing lanes
Because those trucks are coming baby
Look out (screech), oh no!

(Without brakes) What can we do?
When we’re spread out on the highway
And we lost a limb or two
(Without brakes) It’s not that fun
Now the ambulance is coming
Someone had called 9-1-1
(Without brakes) Can’t stop this tragic ride
When cars and trucks collide

(When It’s Over -Sugar Ray)

When it’s Stouffers, that’s the time I use the microwave
And when it’s Stouffer’s, I have a lot because it’s my fave
And when I eat, eat, ea,t eat, I hope, it’s macaroni
No baloney

All the things that I used to cook
That stuff from the recipe book
All the things that I used to eat
I threw out the window
All those burgers, tacos, and fries
All that pizza, cake and the pies
All the crap that’s in the fridge, is sitting in limbo

I’m cooking it, I never knew that it’s delicious
I’m cooking it, it’s become one of my favorite dishes
I want it, and when I eat eat eat eat
I hope it doesn’t burn, never burns

All the things that I used to cook
That stuff from the recipe book
All the things that I used to eat
I threw out the window
All those burgers, tacos, and fries
All that pizza, cake and pies
All the crap that’s in the fridge, is sitting in limbo

I’m eating it, lasagna, pork and linguine
I’m eating it, meatballs, corn soufflé or fettuccini
I want it, and when I eat eat eat eat
I hope, there’s always more, please say there’s more

When it’s Stouffer’s, you just can’t come over
Cause when it’s Stouffer’s, there’s never leftovers
When it’s Stouffer’s, I won’t eat anything else again

All the things that I used to cook
That stuff from the recipe book
All the things that I used to eat
I threw out the window
All those burgers, tacos, and fries
All that pizza, cake and pies
All the crap that’s in the fridge, is sitting in limbo

All the things that I used to cook
That stuff from the recipe book
All the things that I used to eat
I threw out the window
All those burgers, tacos, and fries
All that pizza, cake and pies
All the crap that’s in the fridge, is sitting in limbo

(When Doves Cry – Prince)

Think, if you can, a world, where everybody all got along
No hate or wars or mindless violence
Where everyone knew, what is right or wrong
Picture streets with no people
That are homeless, hungry or poor
Billionaires will stop getting richer
Big companies, are gouging people no more
Maybe we should all be spending
A lot less time glued to our screens (our phones)
We need to all stop pretending
Everything’s all about Tiktok, and memes
We should be nice to each other
And never asking why (shouldn’t be asking why)
Why should we all even bother
‘Cause this will all happen, when pigs fly

Dream if you will, a future, where oceans and air is clean
No filthy smog or holes in our ozone
No extinct creatures and forests of green
Why are we always complaining
About a system that’s broke
We shouldn’t watch what we’re saying
To people who get offended, so woke
Maybe we shouldn’t be lazy
And change things when we try (we all need to try)
I know this sounds all too crazy
Knowing this all happens, when pigs fly

Why are we so damn divided, by religion and politics?
(Stupid politics)
Everything isn’t one sided (always, always just one sided)
And nobody should be bullied
Or dicks  (there’s so many dicks)
Maybe we should work together
(We should be all working together)
So we’re all satisfied (we all want to be satisfied)
You know it won’t last forever (you know it won’t last)
This will only happen, when pigs fly

When pigs fly, pigs fly, pigs fly, When pigs fly, pigs fly, pigs fly
Pigs fly (they fly), when pigs fly, when pigs fly, when pigs fly
When pigs fly (pigs fly, pigs fly, pigs fly)
Pigs fly, just when pigs fly, pigs fly, pigs fly, pigs just fly

(When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going – Billy Ocean)

When the mowing gets tough, the grass keeps growing
Tough, tough, huh, huh, huh
When the mowing gets tough, the lawn gets messy, yeah
Tough, tough, tough, yeah, oh, so tough, so tough

Yea, oooh baby, gonna do it now
I’ve got a great big backyard, and a huge front lawn too
It takes a lot to make it look good
Because there’s a lot of mowing to do
When the mowing gets tough, the grass keeps growing

I have an old electrical mower
And use a long extension cord
Once in a while it just stops working
And then I have to start it up once more, oh
(Darling) it goes on forever
(Darling) it keeps growing back
Ooh (ooh), I can do this (you can do this)
It just might take a day or two

Ooh (ooh), it’s tedious (so tedious)
It’s something I just have to do, oo-ooh

When the mowing gets tough, the grass keeps growing
When the mowing just stops, the grass gets rough
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh baby

Gotta stop every once in a while
Or I’ll pass out from the heat
Each row I do seems like a mile (at least a mile)
And my lawn looks like it’s a field of wheat, oh
(Baby) I’m running over rocks, (baby) and lots of dog poo
Ooh (ooh), I’m still going (keep on going)
It’s been about a day or three
Ooh (ooh), I’m so tired (so exhausted)
It’s too much exercise for me, oo-ooh

‘Cause when the mowing gets tough
The grass keeps growing
When the mowing just stops, the grass gets rough
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, just cut it!
Whoa, whoa, whoa-oo-ooh, yea, yea, yea

(Darling) I’ve mowed near the driveway
(Darling) and ‘round every tree
(Baby) I raked all the clippings (all those damn clippings)
(Baby) and pulled all the weeds
Oooh-ooh-ooh (oooh-ooh-ooh)

Ooh (ooh), I am finished (It is over)
It felt like it will never end (I’m so finished)
Ooh (ooh), can’t believe it (but it’s so true)
It’s already growing back again, ooh-oh

When the mowing gets tough (mowing gets tough)
The growing won’t stop (growing won’t stop)
When the mowing gets tough (mowing gets tough)
The growing won’t stop (growing won’t stop)
(repeat)

(While You See A Chance – Steve Winwood)

COMING SOON!

(Where The Streets Have No Name – U2)

I want to rest,I need to sleep
I want to find a motel that doesn’t look cheap
I want to check in, and feel no shame
Where the sheets have no stains
Ugh, ugh, ugh..

This room I am in, has bed bugs that bite
And there’s cockroaches scattering, with turned on lights
I want to take showers, and not clog the drain
Oo-oooh, where the sheets have no stains

Where the sheets have no stains
Where the sheets have no stains
I wish I went with Holiday Inn, Howard Johnsons
‘Cause when I got here, I wanted to spew
I think you would too

The bathroom, it floods, and the pipes, they have rust
The pillows are hard as a rock, covered in dust
I’m hating this place, maybe I should complain
Where the sheets have no stains
Oh God..

Where the sheets have no stains
Where the sheets have no stains
I’m still waiting, for the maid to come
Clean up the scum
And when I check out, I’m not coming back
My feet are still black

The towels have crust
The T.V. is in black and white, plays crap all night
Oh, and I see mold, see the mold in the tub
I’m sickened and mad at the sound
Of rats on the ground
Why do I stay there?
This place I abhor, it’s all I can afford…

(Mr. Tambourine Man – The Byrds)

COMING SOON!

(While My Guitar Gently Weeps- The Beatles)

COMING SOON!

(Shine – Collective Soul)

COMING SOON!