Rerun…
I’m on my own, and need a life
My T.V. is on, but I’m not watching
These shows have been on before
They weren’t that good the first time around
And I’m bored…

As I’m watching these shows
I think I’ve seen every one
Someone pass the remote
There must be something else on
Rerun

My T.V. Guide doesn’t tell me
If it’s a repeat, anymore
So I tune in every week
But I’ve seen it, twenty times before

As I’m watching these shows
I think I’ve seen every one
Someone pass the remote
There must be something else on
Rerun

I flip for hours and hours every day
The same old crap is too overplayed

As I’m watching these shows
I think I’ve seen every one
Someone pass the remote
There must be something else on
Rerun

(All right!) There was this cartoon that I’ve always loved
About four groovy teens and a great big dog
They were called Mystery Inc. they were looking for ghosts
And they’ll never give it up until the case is closed

Rock and roll, Scooby Doo (rock and roll Scooby Doo)
Let’s spread out and gather clues (lots of clues)
Rock and roll, Scooby Doo (rock and roll Scooby Doo)
No one else will ever do

Shaggy always tripping anytime he can
Hanging out with Scoob in their hippie van
They keep rolling up the grass getting high all day
While Fred and Daphne are always sneaking away

Rock and roll, Scooby Doo (rock and roll Scooby Doo)
Let’s spread out and gather clues (lots of clues)
Rock and roll, Scooby Doo (rock and roll Scooby Doo)
No one else will ever do
Like, did somebody say Scooby Snacks? Huh?

Scooby and Shaggy get scared and run away
But they end up catching the bad guy anyway
Then they pull off their mask to see who it is
He’d have got away if it weren’t for those meddling kids

Rock and roll, Scooby Doo (rock and roll Scooby Doo)
Let’s spread out and gather clues (lots of clues)
Rock and roll, Scooby Doo (rock and roll Scooby Doo)
No one else will ever do, whoo!

Rock and roll, Scooby Doo (rock and roll Scooby Doo)
Let’s spread out and gather clues (rock and roll Scooby Doo)
Rock and roll, Scooby Doo (rock and roll Scooby Doo)
No one else will ever do (rock and roll Scooby Doo)
Man I’m tired of Scrappy Doo (rock and roll Scooby Doo)
And Velma is also here too (rock and roll Scooby Doo)
Scooby, Dooby, where are you? Oooh, ooh, yea!

Always watched it, Rocky and Bullwinkle
Wish it would have lasted
Out to foil, the moose and squirrel
Boris and Natasha

And we all longed to see a rabbit pulled out of his hat
Presto!
‘Cause the Rocky and Bullwinkle
They always seem to do just that

Well, Sherman and Peabody and the Wayback Machine
They’re traveling back through time
Fractured fairy tales

Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties is always seen
Chasing that Snidely Whiplash slime
Time for Mr. Know-It-All

And you don’t need to say, this show is crazy
I already know.. oh yea
Rocky and Bullwinkle has always been my favorite show
Yea, yea, yea

You say my obsession has gone too far
So maybe now you’ll think differently
When you see my car
Oh yes, I know it’s wrong
But when I see you there the urge is strong
Cuz… when it gets to that, I’m gonna see you splat

I’m gonna run over you, I’m gonna run over you
Cuz when it feels so right, I want to drive all night
I’m gonna run over you

You have a tendency to piss me off
Now you’re like a deer caught in my headlights
I just can’t get enough
I know you are fast
But I’ll damn well get you on the overpass
I got my car revved up, maybe I’ll drive a truck

I’m gonna run over you, yeah, I’m gonna run over you
Cuz when it feels so right, I want to drive all night
I’m gonna run over you
Yea, I’m gonna run over you, oh
Cuz when you’re on the street
You’re gonna be dead meat
I’m gonna run over you

Oh I’m gonna run over you, yeah I’m gonna run over you
Cuz when it feels so right, I want to drive all night
I’m gonna run over you
I’m gonna run over you, oh I’m gonna run over you
Cuz when you’re on the street
You’re gonna be dead meat
Oh you’re such dead meat now
Oh yeah, when it feels this good
II’m gonna run over you, oh oh
Yeah I’m gonna run over you, yeah now
Oh I’m gonna to run over you, run over you, baby
I’m gonna run over you
Oh, oh, oh, I’m gonna run, run
Just mow you right down, yeah

(No, no, oh no)
I use my phone like there’s no set limit
And all my friends live too far away
I have a problem, I just won’t admit it
‘Cause I’m on there, every single day

(Ooh yea) Runnin’ up the phone bill
(Whoa-oh) Runnin’ up the phone bill
I’ve got the notice to prove it

I thought long distance rates, were so cheaper
When I’m calling, France or Rome
I shouldn’t have got, a cell phone and beeper
I just can’t afford, this stupid phone

(Ah yea) Runnin’ up the phone bill
(God damn operator, ya know you ain’t cuttin’ me off)
(I’m only gonna make one more call- yea)
Runnin’ up the phone bill (yes I am- yea)

You know I, I find the phone company, can be brutal
When they offer, no flat rate
Sent a check, but I have no money
They cut my line, now I’m irate

(Oh god) Runnin’ up the phone bill
(Hang up, hang up, it’s running, yea)
Runnin’ up the phone bill (come on, just one more call)

Runnin’ up the phone bill (Oh no, god, no)
Runnin’ up the phone bill (woo, woo)
Runnin’ up the phone bill (ahh, ahh, no- aah, aah, no)
Runnin’ up the phone bill (woo!)

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

Scrub on!
If you made a mess (don’t get yourself perplexed)
When you make a mess, scrub, scrub away
See the cleaning cloth (sitting there with the sponge)
Use it to clean the grunge, scrubs, scrub away, oh

That bottle of Shout (you know what it’s about)
Just shout those stains out, scrub, scrub away
See the toilet brush (sitting there by the can)
Just make it clean again, scrub, scrub away, whoa

When your floors have scuffs (don’t walk off in a huff)
Even when it’s tough, scrub, scrub away
See the cleaning products (Windex and Fantastik)
Makes things immaculate, scrub, scrub away, whoa
Scrub it!

If you love to clean (until things are pristine)
It’s just good hygiene, scrub, scrub away
See the mop and the broom (cleaning up every room)
It will all be clean soon, scrub, scrub away
Scrub, scrub away, scrub, scrub away, scrub, scrub away

Sitting by my ‘puter screen
I’ll be sitting here until I scream
Watching the bids come in
For a bunch of stuff not worth owning

Yeah, I’m selling my pet rock on e-Bay
Watching these dolts spend away
Selling my pet rock on e-Bay, making cash

I left my job last weekend
Bought a lot of crap that really stunk
I put them up for auction
Just to see what morons buy this junk… so

I’m just gonna sell my pet rock on e-Bay
Seeing who’s dumb enough to pay
Selling my pet rock on e-Bay, laughing hard

Looks like people will never change
Nostalgic crap that’s really lame
I don’t judge what these people want to cling to
So I guess I’ll just profit from their pain

Sitting here selling my mitt
And my Star Trek mugs and some Elvis shit
Two hundred thousand hits I will get
Just to sell this stupid rock as a pet

Yeah, I’m selling my pet rock on e-Bay
Watching these dolts spend away
Selling my pet rock on e-Bay, getting rich

Going out, to buy a birthday toy for my niece
There I see, some furry red thing smiling right at me
Right then I ask myself, what is this thing?
And why is he asking me to tickle him?

There he is, now I see him on Sesame Street
And he is, an annoying, goody two shoes freak
I don’t understand, what is wrong with him
Is he just a child, or has a mental problem?

I can see that Muppet burning
All engulfed in smoke and flames
We can hear his high pitched squeals louder and higher
Gonna put an end to all this, before he drives us insane
Take him out and make him suffer, set Elmo on fire
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oooh

Don’t know why, but kids seem to love this simpleton
(Such a simpleton)
When he talks, he refers himself in the third person
You know they say, that he’s special
But that’s a load of crap, he’s obnoxious and dull

I can see that Muppet burning
All engulfed in smoke and flames
We can hear his high pitched squeals louder and higher
Gonna put an end to all this, before he drives us insane
Take him out and make him suffer, set Elmo on fire
If you can just get the matches, and the gasoline
Then we can set Elmo on fire, burn him with glee
Burn him with glee

Sometimes in our lives, there’s so much we can take
And that time is now, so let’s watch him bake

Gonna really get him cooking, until he is nothing more
We’re gonna have ourselves a huge Muppet pyre
Gonna put an end to all this, before he drives us insane
Take him out and make him suffer, set Elmo on fire

I can see that Muppet burning
All engulfed in smoke and flames
We can hear his high pitched squeals louder and higher
Gonna put an end to all this, before he drives us insane
Take him out and make him suffer, set Elmo on fire

If you can just get the matches, and the gasoline
Then we can set Elmo on fire, burn him with glee
Burn him, burn him with glee, I can smell him burning…

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

She’s so muscular, got hair all over her
She has to shave most every day
I find it hard to believe
That she would have a wiener
I know that it sounds weird
But man, you should have seen her

‘Cause she’s a guy, a guy with boobies
She’s got some balls
She’s a guy, like Michael Jackson
Dame Edna, Divine or Rupaul
She’s a guy, a guy with boobies

She’s got testosterone, her voice has a deep tone
She wears the wigs and false eyelashes

Why would a guy like him, would want to be a chick
She’s voluptuous and thin, too bad she’s got a dick

‘Cause she’s a guy, a guy with boobies
She’s got some balls
She’s a guy, like Michael Jackson
Dame Edna, Divine or Rupaul
She’s a guy, a guy with boobies

She tries to cover up, but she pees standing up
Why does she have an Adam’s apple?
‘Cause now I can understand
Why that girl did go hurt me
She can fool any man
Yes, even Eddie Murphy
Oh no, nooo, noooooo!

‘Cause she’s a guy, a guy with boobies
She’s got some balls
She’s a guy, like Michael Jackson
Dame Edna, Divine or Rupaul
She’s a guy, a guy with boobies

If you see a little sign by the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the next…..rest stop!
Shit shack, yeah, yeah
It’s heading out the Hershey highway
Lookin’ for a toilet getaway
Lookin’ for a toilet getaway, toilet getaway
I got me a turd now, it’s as big as a whale
So I’m heading on down to a shit shack
My tummy is brewing, the gas is like vapour
So hurry up and bring the toilet paper

The shit shack is a smelly old place where
I can do some poopies
Shit shack baby (shit shack baby)
Turds baby, that’s what I have
Oooh turds baby, that’s what I have
Shit shack, baby, shit shack
(turds baby, that’s what I have)
Shit shack, baby, shit shack
(turds baby, that’s what I have)

My ass says…(pfffft)…stay away please
‘Cause you’ll wheeze, at the shit shack
Well it sits right there by a railroad track
Just a funky old shack with a window at the back
Shit stains on the back wall
Shit stains on the side walls
Shit stains on the front door
Shit stains are everywhere

The shit shack is a smelly old place where
I can do some poopies
Shit chute baby (shit shack baby)
Shit shack, that’s where I crap
Shit shack, that’s where I crap

Pushing and a grunting, squeezing and a shoving
Wearin’ down my ass to nothin’ cause it’s hot in my oven
The whole shack’s stinky, yea, the whole shack’s stinky
The whole shack’s stinky, when my bowels keep moving
Around and around and around and around
Everybody’s pissing, everybody’s crapping baby!
Folks runnin’ out of there just to get air
Everybody’s pissing, everybody’s crapping baby!
Smelly little shack, smelly little shack

I got me some turds, they’re a really big load
And it’s about to explode!
My tummy is full, and the gas is like vapour
So hurry up and bring the toilet paper

The shit shack is a smelly old place where
I can do some poopies
Shit shack baby (a-shit shack baby)
Shit shack, baby, shit shack, shit shack, baby, shit shack
Shit shack, baby, shit shack
(turds baby, that’s what I have, yeah)
Shit shack, baby, shit shack
(turds baby, that’s what I have)

Push, push, push, out my ass baby
Squeeze a little harder baby
Push, push, push, out my ass baby, I can do it
Push, push, push, out my ass baby
Squeeze a little harder baby
Push, push, push, out my ass baby, I can do it
Push, push, push, out my ass baby
Squeeze a little harder
Push, push, push, out my ass baby
Push push, out my ass baby, push push, out my ass
Push push, out my ass baby, push push
It’s what?…..Big crap, crusted

Shit shack, baby, shit shack
Shit shack, baby, shit shack
(turds baby, that’s what I have, yeah)
Shit shack, baby, shit shack
(turds baby, that’s what I have)
Turds, baby, shit shack
Pushing and a grunting
Squeezing and a shoving
At the shit shack

Oooh, life, is crazy, it’s crazy for sure, and I’m a wacko
The things that I do daily, I’m certifiable
Oh no, they’ll lock me up, ‘cause I’m too much

That’s me in the gutter, that’s me on the rooftops
Shooting at some pigeons
Trying to keep myself sane, but I don’t think that I can do it
Oh no, I’m just too much, I really must be nuts
I think that I’m hearing voices, I think that I’m talking back
I think I thought I think too much

Every moment, every waking hour, I’m, losing all my marbles
Trying not to fully flip out, but, it’s just so damned hard to do
Oh yes, they’ll lock me up, I’m way too much

Don’t Twitter this, don’t Twitter just how insane I can be
Just Twitter all, bullshit
That I just need a rest, but then
What if all these voices here, are real
Now I know I’m nuts

I thought I heard folks laughing, I see them pointing at me
I think they think that I’m a loon

That is just like me, that is just like me
That’s me in the nut house, that’s me in a straight jacket
Shooting at some pigeons
Trying to prove that I’m sane, but I know it just won’t happen
Oh no, I flipped my lid, I’ve gone completely nuts

I think I need medication, I think that I need some help
I think that I’m a big wacko
But that is just like me, why, why, why, why?
That is just like me, just like me, just like me, me…

Me at my keyboard, I think that I’m too bored
Fifty-six K, my modem can’t take any more
Log in time, and I’m shopping online
Should I click it? (Yes you should)
I got (mail), you got (spam), we got a connection
I’ve got my mouse, gonna plug it in the port
It’s time to do some surfing
AOL, back on line, can I get through this time?
Every morning, every night
Moose heads, should I buy them?
Old LPs, do I need them?
Need credit cards to buy

I just wanna shop, eBay
‘Cause I’m buying a whole bunch of crap
I don’t wanna stop, eBay
And I’m feeling like such a sap

Everyone is bidding, and I’m admitting
I can’t stop, it’s quite addicting
Got a Star Trek lampshade, and Madonna’s bra
The novelty won’t last, when I buy this trash (aw)
I got no style, and I got no taste
It’s time to move this junk now
If I can’t find a gift, I’m in the right place
It’s time to buy some garbage
I just want a pet rock, or Elvis’ socks, I’m a nostalgic guy
Old shirts, gotta get them, need credit cards to buy

I just wanna shop, eBay
‘Cause I’m buying a whole bunch of crap
I don’t wanna stop, eBay
And I’m feeling like such a sap
I just wanna shop, eBay
‘Cause I’m buying a whole bunch of crap
I don’t wanna stop, eBay
And I’m feeling like such a sap

They always get you, say it has value, it’s not true
Feel like a sucker, I say I’m not buying it, but I do
Log on

I just wanna shop, eBay
‘Cause I’m buying a whole bunch of crap
I don’t wanna stop, eBay
And I’m feeling like such a sap
I just wanna shop, eBay
‘Cause I’m buying a whole bunch of crap
I don’t wanna stop, eBay
And I’m feeling like such a sap

Shout, Shout, gets those stains out
These are things your Mom told you about
Come on, it’s cleaning your clothes, come on
Shout, Shout, there is no doubt
It comes in a spray or an easy-pour spout
Right out, it shouts out those stains, right out

That bleach you tried, it only ruined your new shirt
And Ultra Tide,, it doesn’t get out all the dirt
Those mustard spills, you tried some soap and vinegar
They won’t come clean, you still got ring around the collar
You still got ring around..

Shout, Shout, gets those stains out
These are things your Mom told you about
Come on, it’s cleaning your clothes, come on
Shout, Shout, there is no doubt
It comes in a spray or an easy-pour spout
Right out, it shouts out those stains, right out

I gave you Bounce, it helped you with that static cling
It’s the thought that counts
But Shout can clean up everything
That shout can clean up..

Shout, Shout, gets those stains out
These are things your Mom told you about
Come on, it’s cleaning your clothes, come on
Shout, Shout, there is no doubt
It comes in a spray or an easy-pour spout
Right out, it shouts out those stains, right out

And when my clothes smell like a latrine
If I could Shout it out
I’d really like to make them clean, I’d really like to..

Shout, Shout, gets those stains out
These are things your Mom told you about
Come on, it’s cleaning your clothes, come on
Shout, Shout, there is no doubt
It comes in a spray or an easy-pour spout
Right out, it shouts out those stains, right out (repeat)

Silent farts, smelly farts
Gaseous fumes, did impart
There’s no warning, you can’t prepare
Then it hits you, it’s not really fair
Silent but deadly stench
Such a disgusting scent

Silent farts, deadly farts
Check your pants, did you shart?
Fingers pointing, blaming the dog
I think someone crapped a Yule log
Gag from the putrid smell
Who just ate Taco Bell?

Silent farts, creeper farts
Who to blame, where to start?
I won’t admit that I had smelt it
Everyone will say I dealt it
Why do they smell the worst?
Quiet ones are the worst

I, don’t have blackout spells
And I, don’t have vomit smells
I don’t have episodes
Since I don’t have booze

I, don’t get easy whores
And I, don’t go to happy hours
I, don’t embarrass you
Since I don’t have booze

I don’t have drunkenness
What a mess
I even lost all of my friends
Went to the liquor store
And found out I was poor
And been sober since then

Now, I, don’t have alcohol
And I, don’t get into brawls
I remember everything
Since I don’t have,
Booze, booze, booze, booze
Booze, booze, booze, booze
Booze, booze, booze, booze
Boo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooze

Aaah, now the toilet flowed over
So I had a look closer
Sinkers and floaters

Oooh, it may sound mediocre
But I can’t stand the bad odour
Sinkers and floaters, over and over

Yeah, it’s not such a neat thing (la la la la la la)
To see all of these excretions (la la la la la la)
It’s just not too appealing (la la la la la la)
Sinkers and floaters (la la la la la la)
Over and over

Sinkers and floaters, over and over
Sinkers and floaters, over and over
Sinkers and floaters, over and over
Sinkers and floaters, over and over
Sinkers and floaters, over and over
Sinkers and floaters, over and over

COMING SOON!

I cursed to my monitor
At problems that should not occur
Every chip on the board was fried
Headin’ for a slowdown

Low speed of internet
Looks like I need more components yet
Looks as though there’ll be more debt
There’s gonna be a slowdown

And it’s beeping, all through my computer
Beeping, all through my computer
And I, can’t make it stop

I can’t find the warranty
I think it’s already obsolete
This piece of junk’s annoying me
There’s gonna be a slowdown

Shut down, oh shut down
Just hit control-alt-delete
Before there is a slowdown

And it’s beeping, all through my computer
Beeping, all through my computer
And I, can’t make it stop
Beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping

Beeping, all through my computer
Beeping, all through my computer
Can’t make it stop
And it’s beeping, all through my computer
Beeping, all through my computer
And I, can’t make it stop

I gotta defrag now
Well I really should have used, anti-virus tools
You know it’s now screwed up, I cannot save it
Can’t you see that it’s such a piece of crap?
I need more ram again, need a Pentium

Munchin’ out, out on a muff, I have munched before
Getting right off on her big open legs
I keep thinking about some whore
But the red light district’s so far away
And I feel like I’m gonna cum
There are times I just don’t mind the stench
Sometimes it even turns me right on

Oh, big ‘ol smelly vagina, that odour just blows me away
Oh, big ‘ol smelly vagina, did you forget to douche today?

Goodbye to those perfumes you use
Goodbye to things you’ve been crammin’
I’d like to go down, enjoy that snatch
I like the fish, you know I like the salmon
But your box keeps calling me downwards
As I head down for another session
Chowin’ down, I love that nice hairy mound
You know you have to have the smell
Before you get to heaven

Big ‘ol smelly vagina, that odour just blows me away
Oh, big ‘ol smelly vagina, did you forget to douche today?

I have found, that going downtown
Is the best all around, I gotta go on, munchin’ on
Although that big aroma is so very strong
And I go in with some hesitation
You know I can hardly breathe
And I don’t wanna get screwed up
With these funky chicks that will always make you heave

Big ‘ol smelly vagina, that odour just blows me away
Oh, big ‘ol smelly vagina, did you forget to douche today?
Oh, big ‘ol smelly vagina, that odour just blows me away
Oh, big ‘ol smelly vagina, did you forget to douche today?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, big ‘ol smelly vagina
That odour just blows me away
Whoa, big ‘ol smelly vagina, did you forget to douche today?
Oh, big ‘ol smelly vagina, makes me feel right at home
Oh, big ‘ol smelly vagina, with you I don’t feel alone

Oooh yeah, alright, here I go again
Puff, puff, pass, pass, puff, puff, pass, pass, yeah

Smoke a little spliff
Oh, smoke a little spliff of your weed with me
I’ll smoke a little spliff
I’ll smoke a little spliff of my weed with you
There’s so much that we need to smoke
So sit right down and have a toke
Alright

I’ll smoke a little spliff
I’ll smoke a little spliff of my oil with you
So smoke a little spliff
Oh, smoke a little spliff and get high with me
See the man with the bloodshot eyes
Oh, take his joint, you’ll be surprised

Yeah, smoke it, oh yea, do a bong
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah

Smoke a little spliff
Oh, smoke a little spliff of your hash with me
I’ll smoke a little spliff
I’ll smoke a little spliff of some grass with you
Now’s the time that we need to fly
So grab that weed, we’re getting high, so stoned

Oh, getting stoned, you will need
Lots of weed to get so stoned
Oh yeah, we gotta toke
Oooh teah, gotta get a buzz now
Ooh yea, grab a bong too, whoo
Smoke a, smoke along too, yeah
Come on, come on, come on, smoke a bong
Smoke a bowl, yeah, ooh yeah, smoke along too
Yea, smoke along too, yeah, smoke, it all through
Smoke along too, what a fun ride
Smoke a big doob, oh, get buzzed tonight, ooh yeah

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!