SONG PARODY LYRICS
SO STUCK UP
(All Shook Up – Elvis Presley)
COMING SOON!
SOCIAL MEDIA
(Unbelievable – EMF)
Oh, what the, what the hell is this?
You have thousands of followers
They don’t know who you are
You always post just about everything
But you’re taking it way too far
It seems you socialize way too much
But never just face to face
In fact, all time you’re on too much
On Insta, or Twitter, or Facebook
The things, you type, are things you won’t say in real life
The things, you say, on social media
Oh, what the, what the hell is this?
Every time I always see you, your face is buried in a screen
You’re always taking pics, of people you met
And places that you’ve been
It seems your life’s on display, for everybody to see
But in fact, more people are, seeing you
On Youtube, and Tiktok
The things, you read
It’s hard to know just what to believe
These things, and more, on social media
Oh, what the, what the hell is this?
Pics of what you ate, bitching about what you hate
Links to sites with the fake news, lies and misinformation
Pics of ugly clothes, stupid TikTok videos
Non-stop selfies that no one likes
And sharing your stupid biased opinions
To people that are lame, who really cares?
No one, it seems
(That’s social media)
You’re sharing all your problems
That no one wants to hear
And showing pictures of your body
While you’re flexing in the mirror
You’re mouthing off and you’re bullying
Hiding behind your keyboard
You think that you’re invincible
But in fact you are, a coward
The things, you write, your information is just not right
The things, you post, is making you look dumb
The things, you click
All that crap just makes me very sick
The things, you see, on social media
Oh, what the, what the hell is this?
It’s on social media, it’s social media
Oh, what the, what the hell is this?
It’s social media
SOCK AROUND MY COCK
(Rock Around The Clock – Bill Haley & His Comets)
COMING SOON!
SOLO
(Rio – Duran Duran)
You’ve seen him on Endor, and seen him on Tatooine
If you need a pilot, he’s the best you’ve ever seen
With his best friend Chewie, that big hairy wookiee
He’ll always get the job done
He’s in it for the money, but it’s also for the fun
His name is Solo, all his friends just call him Han
He is a scoundrel and a cocky Corellian
And when he flies, it’s the Millennium Falcon
Oh Solo, Solo, you’re our favorite smuggler man
He’s a lady charmer, a scoundrel, that’s for sure
Leia thinks that he is, a scruffy nerfherder
Says she loves him, then he says “I know”
But now Jabba’s got him, all thanks to Lando
His name is Solo, all his friends just call him Han
He is a scoundrel and a cocky Corellian
And when he flies, it’s the Millennium Falcon
Oh Solo, Solo, you’re our favorite smuggler man
Hey now, whoo, see him go, he’s a guy that gets respect
You know that he had done, the Kessel run
He did it in, less than, just twelve, parsecs
He’ll take a chance
‘Cause you know that when things get rocky
He starts to get cocky, he won’t be sloppy
You know he’ll be cocky
His name is Solo, all his friends just call him Han
He is a scoundrel and a cocky Corellian
And when he flies, it’s the Millennium Falcon
Oh Solo, Solo, you’re our favorite smuggler man
His name is Solo, hero of the Rebellion
He married Leia, and they had a son named Ben
Oh Solo, Solo, hope you fix the hyperdrive
He always likes to fight with blasters by his side
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo (repeat)
SOMEBODY IS EATING MY CHEERIOS
(Spirits In The Material World – The Police)
There is no cereal on the table
I like breakfast that is stable
Now I’m willing and I’m able
Not to have another damn bagel
Seems somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Don’t want Froot Loops or Trix,
All-Bran just gives me the shits
You can keep your Weetabix
Why can’t I just enjoy my breakfast?
Seems somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Who was in my cupboard
And go through that effort
Stealing those O’s is absurd
They took the prize and that hurts
Seems somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
Somebody is eating my Cheerios
SOMEONE DROPPED SOAP ON THE FLOOR
(Let My Love Open The Door – Pete Townshend)
COMING SOON!
SOMEONE’S GOTTA CALL A PLOW
(Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now – Starship)
COMING SOON!
SPAGHETTI
(Black Betty – Ram Jam)
COMING SOON!
SPANK ME IN LEATHER
(Happy Together – The Turtles)
COMING SOON!
STAR WARS FAN
(Nowhere Man – The Beatles)
I’m a real Star Wars fan
Living in my Star Wars land
Watching all them when I can
Just endlessly
Most people call me a nerd
‘Cause I know them word for word
I know that’s a bit absurd, for me
Star Wars fan, that is me
I’ve been one, since the seventies
Star Wars fan, some people
Just don’t understand
Vader’s tattooed on my thigh
My religion is Jedi
Do or do not, there is no try, at all
Star Wars fan, forever
Will I stop? No, never
Love it all, yes even the
Holiday special, la,la,la,la
I’m collecting all the toys
Always make the saber noise
That’s just a few of the joys, it brings
Star Wars fan, proud of it
And I love every minute
Star Wars fan, It will always be
Who I am, la, la, la, la
I’m a real Star Wars fan
Living in my Star Wars land
Watching all them when I can
Just endlessly
Watching all them when I can
Just endlessly
Keep watching them all I can
‘Cause I love them!
STAR WARS ON 45
(Stars On 45 – Stars On)
COMING SOON!
STEAK FAJITA HALF-PRICE NIGHT
(Sausalito Summernight – Deisel)
We got some tacos at the drive-thru
With cheesy nachos on the side
I’ve never been much into junk food
And have no preference for fries
I said ‘forget about this dog meat
This kind of crap is bad for you
I know a place that we can go eat
That we can save some money too
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside
It’s half-price night for steak fajitas
It’s at this restaurant down the street
I know a waitress there named Frieda
She thinks that I’m a total geek
Don’t want no burgers or a sandwich
Don’t need no salads or some bread
Forget the chicken or the ham, bitch
I think I’ll have my shells instead
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside
Another plate or two to order
I like to eat much as I can
It’s like a taste south of the border
Without all of the Mexicans
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside
Grillin’ up the meat, melting on the cheese
Load it up with onions and green peppers if you please
Sizzlin’ over there, bring it over here
Really hot n’ spicy, better get another beer
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside (Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
Come inside
It’s half-price night for steak fajitas
(Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
It’s half-price night for steak fajitas
(Steak Fajita Half-Price Night)
(repeat)
STOLE YOUR UNDERWEAR TO REMIND ME
(Always Something There To Remind Me – Naked Eyes)
That one-night stand I had with you
Was the best sex I had in years
I wanted to take something for the memories
A souvenir
Well, now I won’t, forget that night
Because I stole your underwear to remind me
Stole your underwear to remind me
As morning came, you kicked me out of bed
And threw me out the door
But on the way I grabbed those crotchless lace panties
The ones you wore
Well, now I won’t, forget that night
Because I stole your underwear to remind me
Stole your underwear to remind me
I just had to have them, and I’ll never give them back
I love the way it rode your crack, whoa, whoa, whoa-ooh
If I should find I miss the hot and sweaty sex
That we both had
Then I’ll just take those undies out and fondle them
And then I’m glad
Well, now I won’t, forget that night
Because I stole your underwear to remind me
Stole your underwear to remind me
I just had to have them, they’re so wet and dirty
But I find that so damn kinky
‘Cause I just stole your underwear to remind me
Stole your underwear to remind me
Stole your underwear to remind me
Stole your underwear to remind me
(repeat)
STONER’S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
(Twelve Days Of Christmas – Traditional)
On the 12th day of Christmas, from the dispensary…
12 Grams of flower
11 Oils and tinctures
10 Different hybrids
9 Vaporizers
8 Weed-filled gummies
7 Fancy glass pipes
6 Packs of papers
5 Gold seal hash
4 Concentrates
3 Roach clips
2 Skull shaped bongs
… and a great big pre-rolled doobie!
STOPPED UP WITH POO
(Caught Up In You – 38 Special)
COMING SOON!
STRIKE OR SPARE
(Like A Prayer – Madonna)
COMING SOON!
STUCK ON GILLIGAN’S ISLAND
(I Am A Rock – Simon & Garfunkel)
A summer’s day, on a vast deserted island
I am a castaway
Lying on my hammock, deep inside my hut
It seems everything is made from coconuts
Yes I am stuck, on Gilligan’s Island
The professor, seems he can fix anything
Except for holes in boats
Skipper’s always angry, smacks me with his hat
I am his goofy sidekick and that’s that
Yes I am stuck, on Gilligan’s Island
Don’t talk of rescue, it hasn’t happened so far
It seems that no one can find us
For just a three hour tour, God really only knows
Why the Howells packed all those freaking clothes
Yes I am stuck, on Gilligan’s Island
There is Mary Ann, and Ginger is always so sexy
But there is no hanky panky
People end up here, then they go away
We’ll all be here until we’re old and grey
Yes I am stuck, on Gilligan’s Island
And there’s no lights or phones
Or a single luxury…
STUCK ON THE CEILING
(More Than A Feeling – Boston)
I woke up this morning with a big stiffy
Grabbed me some Kleenex I had stashed away
I lost myself in a sex fantasy
I clenched my legs and I shot away
It’s stuck on the ceiling (Stuck on the ceiling)
When I see just how far that glob did spray
(Stuck on the ceiling)
Not too appealing (Stuck on the ceiling)
To see my sticky load drip away
I see my sticky load drippin’ away
So many women have come and gone
Their bodies sag as the years go by
Yet I think of them as I’m whacking on
As clear as the load that drips down in my eye
It’s stuck on the ceiling (Stuck on the ceiling)
When I see just how far that glob did spray
(Stuck on the ceiling)
Not too appealing (Stuck on the ceiling)
To see my sticky load drip away
I see my sticky load drippin’ away
When I’m alone and feel lusty
I climb into my bed and masturbate
I;m seeing those stains, they’re so crusty
I shoot again and it feels so great
It feels so great, so great
It’s stuck on the ceiling (Stuck on the ceiling)
When I see just how far that glob did spray
(Stuck on the ceiling)
Not too appealing (Stuck on the ceiling)
To see my sticky load drip away
STUPID CANCER
(Tiny Dancer – Elton John)
COMING SOON!
SUMMER OF FRANKENSTEIN
(Summer of ’69 – Bryan Adams)
COMING SOON!
SUPERFRIENDS’ CHRISTMAS
(Jingle Bells – Traditional)
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel, the joker got away, hey
Jingle bells, go to hell, Superman is gay
The Flash is slow, and we all know that bad guys are OK
Green Lantern’s light burned out, Hawkman got shot down
The Atom got squashed out, Aquaman had drowned
The Wonder Twins have been, living in sin
Apache Chief got scalped, and Wonder Woman’s been whoring
Jingle Bells, wonder dog smells, Wendy and Marvin are dead
All the Super villains have retired to Club Med
Jingle bells, what the hell, happened to the rest?
They all died in a blast that destroyed the Hall of Justice!
SURELY YOU JEST
(Simply The Best – Tina Turner)
COMING SOON!
SURF THE WEB FOR PORN
(Surfin’ U.S.A. – The Beach Boys)
COMING SOON!
SYPHILIS
(Yesterday – The Beatles)
Syphilis, it started off with just a simple kiss
Now it hurts me every time I piss
Oh, why’d you give me, syphilis
Suddenly, there’s these open sores all over me
Seems that you also gave me herpes
Stop giving me all your V.D.s
Why I, did not use a condom, I can’t express
Now I, have to see my doctor, for syphilis
Syphilis, how I hope that this did not exist
Now I wish this pain would just desist
There’s nothing worse than syphilis
Seems I, did not know I could catch, a thing from you
Now I, have crabs, gonorrhea, and the clap too
Syphilis, I now regret giving that first kiss
I will be reminded when I piss
Of how you gave me syphilis
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm