COMING SOON!

Go now, go now, make me breakfast
Come on, oh yea

The sun is coming up soon, it’s time that you got out of bed
No waiting until it’s noon, I cannot function ‘til I’m fed
Stop your bitchin’, get into the kitchen
Won’t be losing my appetite, don’t fake it (don’t fake it)
Just make it (just make it)

So go on, go now, come on, make me breakfast
Squeeze me, oranges, and maybe cook me up
A toasted western (toasted western), let me long for your eggs
Go on (go on), go now (go now), yeah, come on, yeah

And if there is no cereal, all we have is toast and jam
Well maybe you should go out, and buy us some bacon and ham
Coffee and cream, muffins and sausages
Hash browns and pancakes with syrup
Some waffles (mmm waffles) and bagels (with cream cheese)

So go on, go now, come on, make me breakfast
Oatmeal, French toast, maybe fry me up some
Peameal bacon (peameal bacon), let me long for your crepes
Go on (go on), go now (go now), yeah, come on..

Don’t make me beg, I just want scrambled eggs
Just won’t lose my appetite, don’t book it (book it)
Just cook it (cook it)

So go on (go on), go now (go now), come on, make me breakfast
Squeeze me, oranges, and maybe cook me up
A toasted western (toasted western), let me long for your eggs

Go on (go on), go now (go now), come on, make me breakfast
Go on (go on), go now (go now), come on, make me breakfast
Go on (go on), go now (go now), come on, make me breakfast
Go on, go now!

I know this must be awkward, and I know we might get caught
I know you like it really kinky, so I know the perfect spot
I know it might be dirty, and I know it just might stink
I know just where to buy condoms
There’s a machine that’s near the sink
And I know just where to place you, right above the toilet seat
I know when to pull your legs up, so then no one can see your feet

And I know someone is waiting, and I’m sure that he’s gotta go
But he’s gonna have to be waiting just a little while longer
‘Cause pretty soon you know I’m gonna blow
And I know there’s toilet paper, and I see a plunger too
I see the graffiti with all these ladies’ phone numbers
After all that’s how I really met you

So I wanted something different, that’s why I gave you a call
‘Cause I knew that you would do it
Making love in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall

Every time I’m peeing, I keep thinking of how
The porcelain kept hitting your butt
And every flush that I hear
I keep thinking of your rear on the handle
The fear of getting caught is making you so hot
And it’s perfect for a pervert like you
I can take the grunting and the groaning we do
And make it sound like I’m taking a really long poo
We gotta finish this ‘cause when we are both done
I‘ll be telling all my friends about you

We can make some people wonder what the hell is going on
And we can make some poor fellas become so very jealous
As they’re listening from the next john
We can’t make this last forever
Because I’m sure this Walmart closes at ten
But we can meet at the same time tomorrow if you wanna
So we can do this all over again

But I’m never gonna forget about you
With your butt against that tile wall
And I’ll never find a woman this kinky
Making love in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) in the men’s bathroom stall
(Making love) (repeat)

When you called, to tell me, you had found someone finally
I was so happy for you, if only then I knew…
So I agreed, to meet this girl
Find out exactly why she rocks your world
She would be fantastic, if she weren’t plastic, yeah

You say you met, at some department store
She was dressed so lovely, just standing by the door
Now try to comprehend, have a look again
Just please, try, to comprehend, she’s a mannequin

You got so, pissed off at me, ‘cause I called her a dummy
I was just provoking, I told you I was joking
Now you take her out, everywhere, and wonder why people stare
You always have to drag her, and she keeps falling over, yeah

She has no arms, and her head is screwed on
That doesn’t matter much to you, ‘cause you are too far gone
So try to comprehend, try to be a friend
Please, just, try, to comprehend, she’s a mannequin, dummy
Aaah, just a mannequin

I’m not surprised, that you got engaged
You say she’s so perfect ‘cause she don’t talk back and can’t age
But try to comprehend, this has got to end, ooh, ooh-ooh
Try, try to comprehend, please, just try to comprehend
She’s a mannequin, oh yes, she seems to have no hands..

This is crazy, it’s not meant to be
She won’t just come to life, like in that dumb movie
So try to comprehend, she’s not your girlfriend
Please, just try and comprehend, she’s a mannequin
Yea, oh-ooh

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

Mild wings
French fries, onion rings
Ketchup, seasoning, gravy
Mild wings

Mild wings, I’d like to eat them
But I’m gonna need wet-naps
So come on, order a pound, I’ll eat them

Mild wings
Talkin’ chicken wings
There’s a certain zing, zesty
Mild wings

Mild wings, I think they’re tasty
But I just may need a drink
As long as they’re not too hot, they’re tasty

Mild wings
And the joy it brings,
Go with everything, side dish
Mild wings

Come on, get some, mild wings
Shake ‘em, bake ‘em, mild wings

Mr. Christie, you make good cookies
And you don’t need elves that live in trees, no way, okay
I am going to the nearest store
‘Cause I’m gonna want to buy a lot more, for me, just me

I’m hankering, for double Oreos
They’re nicely stacked in rows, that’s just the way it goes…

Everyone, they love the Chips Ahoy!
It brings such happiness to girls and boys, each day, yes way
Mr. Christie, there’s so many kinds
I will eat a full bag every time, I do, it’s true
It’s true, yeah

Hankering, for that sweet delight
I just can’t have one bite, I’ll eat them through the night
Hankering, maple or lemon
Pecan or cinnamon, or ones that have raisins

Hankering, for coconut cream
And flavours in between, they’re all just like a dream
I’m hankering, triple chocolate chip
You know I just can’t quit, I’ll take what I, can get

Mr. Christie, you make good cookies
And those Ritz crackers with real cheese, so good, sooo good
‘Cause I’m hankering, yeah, hankering

COMING SOON!

I thought the Internet was useless, but I’ve changed my mind
All ‘cause of our freedom of speech, I can insult and whine
Now every time I log into Facebook, it’s like a hunting ground
‘Cause I just can’t wait to be a bully, and bring people down

I’m mocking them online, yeah, I’m mocking them online, yeah
I’m mocking them online, yeah, and boy it feels good
Yep, that’s right now, it really feels good, yea

I used to be timid and picked on, and I’d never fight back
But now I can be anonymous, so I’m on the attack
Now I’ll just criticize everybody, don’t care who they are, no, no, no
Because, if they look or talk stupid, I will make their life hard

Oh yea, I’m mocking them online, yeah
I’m mocking them online, yeah
I’m mocking them online, yeah, ‘cause they deserve it
Yep, that’s right now, they so deserve it
Yea, oh yea now, and it feels so good!

Mocking them online, mocking them online
I’m feeling mean, I feel alive, I feel angry but justified
I feel so bold, I’m feeling coarse, I’m feeling harsh, but no remorse
I am online, daily, oh, oh yea, I mock online, daily

Yea, I’m mocking them online, yeah
I’m mocking them online, yeah
I’m mocking them online, yeah, and I will never stop
Yep, that’s right now, and I will never stop

I’ll do it, I’ll do it, I’ll do it again, yea, ‘cause it feels so good
Hey, yeah now, it always feels good
I’ll do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it again, ‘cause it feels so good
I’ll do it, I’ll do it, I’ll do it again, yea, ‘cause it feels so good
I’ll do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it again, ‘cause it feels so good
(repeat)

I have some bread now, up on my shelf
A full loaf of whole wheat and rye
And I’m saving it just for myself
Look at the color, all blackened and green
It’s something I grew and I shouldn’t show you
‘Cause it’s way too obscene

Oh it’s, moldy now, oh, it smells rude
It’s breathing, I think it moved, I saw it move

You say I’m a wacko, well that might be true
It’s nauseating, this germinating, it’s making you spew
So please don’t go in the fridge, you won’t like what you see
There is some milk, cheese and meat
That I bought way back in 1983

Oh no, oh no, moldy now, oh, it smells rude
It’s breathing, I think it moved, I saw it move
Oh, moldy now, oh, it smells rude
It’s breathing, I think it moved, I saw it move
Whoa, ooh, oooh

You ask if I’m lazy, yea, what can I say?
My clothes are not washed
And I think that my socks are now walking away
So perhaps I should clean up, not be sick anymore
But I find it hard to give up my collection
Of all these fungus and spores

Oh no, oh no, moldy now (it’s so green and disgusting)
Ooh, it smells rude (it’s just not worth discussing)
It’s breathing (oh why is it breathing)
I think it moved, I know it moved
(repeat)

Got a wife and kids I need to support
When I get my pay check, seems I always fall short
So it’s off I go to get a payday loan
Just to make sure that we do not lose our home

Every week I go to Money Mart
Even though I know it’s not too smart
I need the moola, though I’m working hard
That’s why I go off to, oh, oh, Money Mart

Don’t know why I’ll do it again
Just to pay the loan from the week before
It’s a vicious circle and it never ends
I just don’t want to do this anymore

Here I go again to Money Mart
A bad habit that you shouldn’t start
What really screws you his their interest charge
But I have to go to, oh, oh, Money Mart

Everybody has a cheque to cash
And someday they just might need a loan
But instead of doing something that rash
Go to a bank and then away ya go, oh yeah

Lots of people go to Money Mart
Even if it tears their lives apart
They’ll take your free pen then they’ll stab your heart
That’s the way it is with, oh, oh, Money Mart

Every week I go to Money Mart (Oh no)
Even though I know it’s not too smart
(I go to, oh, oh, Money Mart)
I need the moola, though I’m working hard (Oh yea)
That’s why I go off to Money Mart (Oh nooo)

Trying to get laid in the back seat of my car
My girl she was moaning, started screaming, taking it too far
Well, I tried to stop it, hoped I caught it
Couldn’t stop it, forget about it
Sounds just like, shrieks just like, like a chimpanzee

What a turn on, what a turn on, what a turn on

She started making, monkey sounds
It was so kinky, monkey sounds
She started making, monkey sounds
She couldn’t stop the, monkey sounds

She started making, monkey sounds
It was so kinky, monkey sounds
She started making, monkey sounds
She couldn’t stop the, monkey sounds

Staying at her folks, late one night we’re in the mood
Her Dad’s got a shotgun and I don’t want to piss off the dude
Well, she started screeching, and was leaping
Folks stopped sleeping, now I’m weeping
Think she’s gone, must have gone, yes she’s gone ‘ape shit’

She’s so far gone, she’s so far gone, she’s so far gone

She started making, monkey sounds
It was so kinky, monkey sounds
She started making, monkey sounds
She couldn’t stop the, monkey sounds

She really got down, with monkey sounds
She really got down, with monkey sounds

I was sitting home alone, Halloween night
When I swear I saw the weirdest sight
For some creatures and goblins burst through my door
Then suddenly, I wasn’t bored

(They had some hash) they had some monster hash
(Some monster hash) it was quite a large stash
(It made me gasp) they mixed it with some grass
(That monster hash) they had some monster hash

I know it may sound strange that I wasn’t scared
But they seemed really cool and had lots to share
At first I thought this was all a big joke
Then Frankenstein brewed me bottle tokes

(We smoked that hash) we smoked some monster hash
(Some monster hash) it knocked us on our ass
(Right on our ass) we got high really fast
(That monster hash) we smoked some monster hash

The zombies were getting high (smokin’ up)
The ghosts all had bloodshot eyes (smokin’ up)
The Wolfman brought his hash pipe (smokin’ up)
Dracula brought his bong

Well things got lively that night here at my home
Invisible man was visibly stoned
All the ghouls and goblins had the munchies
Then I got scared that they all would eat me

(We smoked more hash) we smoked more monster hash
(More monster hash) we all just puff, puff, passed
(It was a blast) I sure hope this will last
(That monster hash) we’re smoking monster hash

Within his coffin, Drac was hacking
Seems like he was hot-boxing that thing
Opened the lid and looked around and said
“Oh wow man, I am so baked right now!”

(He smoked some hash) he smoked some monster hash
(That monster hash) and it made him so smashed
(It happened fast) he passed out in a flash
(‘Cause of the hash) he smoked some monster hash

Now everyone’s mellow, and was feeling alright
Seems like monster hash was the hit of the night
For us, the stoners, this hash is so great
If they come to your door, don’t you get scared away

(Then smoke some hash) then smoke some monster hash
(Some monster hash) how much more could you ask?
(We had a blast) their stuff was really first class
(That monster hash) we smoked some monster hash

Ah-whoo, monster hash, ah-whoo
Easy Igor, don’t you go bogart that joint
Ahh, hash good, yea
Monster hash, ah-whoo, monster hash ah-whoo…

COMING SOON!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Mop up the hurl by Mikey Squirrel…

Ralphie ate seafood, Chucky had steak
Both were poisoned, what a big mistake
Everybody help me spread the word, mop up the hurl

Chucky drank vodka, Ralphie had rum
They drank way too much and puked on someone
Not the best way to impress the girls, mop up the hurl
It keeps coming up like this…

Ralphie and Chucky at the county fair
Riding the coasters without a care
They lost it on the tilt-a-whirl, mop up the hurl

Chucky and Ralphie playing smart they thought
Took medication for nausea
Then their speech started getting slurred, mop up the hurl|

One, you see, gets mortified
Every janitor tries to run and hide
When they’re around, vomit seems to occur, mop up the hurl

Mixed lemonade with wine and then
They went to go see the doctor (Chen)
He said damn it you won’t learn (they won’t), mop up the hurl

And every day I wonder, why they always throw up
End up crouching on their knees going uppy yucky up chuck
And every time I question, what’s wrong with these guys
I see mops and buckets, always nearby

Ralphie ate tacos, Chucky had beans
It’s too much for anyone to clean
They’re the biggest pukers in the world, mop up the hurl

Ralphie’s not healthy, Chucky’s just sick
They both seem to have a weak stomach
Grab the mop, in case you haven’t heard, mop up the hurl
Mop up the hurl, mop up the hurl (blaargh)

On a big desert planet, Tatooine is the name
Jawas and sandpeople, rising up through the plains
Up ahead near the spaceport, I saw a big wretched hive
Full of lots of scum and some villainy
I hope things will be alright

As we walked through the doorway, I heard the bartender say
That we should leave our droids outside
And please keep our blasters all put away
Then Ben lit up his saber and he sliced some guy’s arm
I guess it’s better to be in here, than at the moisture farm

Welcome to the Mos Eisley Cantina
Such a lively crowd (such a lively crowd), droids are not allowed
People are strange at the Mos Eisley Cantina
Any time of day (any time of day), drink your blues away

This place is definitely twisted, it’s got the Max Rebo band
It’s got a lot of ugly aliens, I can’t stand
See them drink at their tables, sweet Jawa juice
Some come for a bounty, some come to cut loose

So I said to Han Solo, “We need a fast ship”
He said, “You haven’t heard of the Falcon? It can do serious shit”
But now Stormtroopers are coming, let’s get away,
Meet you back at the Corellian ship, at the docking bay…

Welcome to the Mos Eisley Cantina
Such a lively crowd (such a lively crowd), droids are not allowed
We’re mixing it up at the Mos Eisley cantina
Everyone is weird (everyone is weird), some are really feared

There’s a gruff bartender, and some big hairy guys
And I said, “I think I saw a hammerhead, and guys with three eyes”
Somewhere off in the background, I can hear Figrin D’an
I’d like to go and take a piss, but I just can’t find the can

Next thing that I heard of, Han was heading for the door
Greedo had tried to stop him there, but now Greedo is no more
‘Relax,’ said the smuggler, and ‘I’m sorry for the mess’
I think I’ll come back here really soon
‘Cause this place is the best!

If you take all the homes I lived in when I was younger
That includes apartments and condos
None of those match the satisfaction of where I live now
I am always where my bedroom goes

Motorhome, it is my mansion on wheels
I can cook lunch while I’m driving
Makes me think my address is the vast highway, oh yeah
I got a Winnebago, I love to take it everywhere
So come on don’t take my motorhome away

If you look at how much it costs for rent and taxes
And you know how exhausting yard work feels
I can just drive away and leave behind those problems
Everything is better on four wheels

Motorhome, it is like heaven on wheels
Don’t have to use public bathrooms
I can live somewhere different everyday, oh yeah
I got an awesome deal, I only got six payments left
So come on don’t take my motorhome away

Come on don’t take my motorhome away
Come on don’t take my motorhome away
Come on don’t take my motorhome away

Come on don’t take my motorhome
Come on don’t take my motorhome
Just please don’t take my motorhome away
Come on don’t take my motorhome
I don’t want to be alone
Come on don’t take my motorhome away
Come on don’t take my motorhome, vroom vroom
Come on don’t take my motorhome away, no way

Attention all units, be on the lookout for a nude guy…

Cops are looking everywhere, but he just doesn’t care
He’s buck naked, everybody looks dismayed
He must not know, that he wears no clothes today, hey, hey

Strolling through the public park, he doesn’t wait till its dark
Through the traffic, and the malls creating havoc
Mr. Nude, guy is streaking through your yard, hey, hey

Mr. Nude guy, please tell us why
You haven’t worn your clothes for so long
(So long) we can see your shlong
Mr. Nude guy, just walking by, he doesn’t notice he’s offensive
(So wrong) he’s so defensive

Hey you with the hairy gut, we don’t want to see that butt
It’s too disgusting, everybody, they are cussing
‘Cause they know, it’s indecent exposure, for sure

Oh, Mr. Nude guy, making us cry
You don’t have much to be proud of
(So small) it must be cold out
Hey there Mr. Nude, you are such a crazy dude
You don’t see what’s wrong with you, everybody thinks it rude
Hey there Mr. Nude, streaking when you’re in the mood
You could at least wear some shoes
I don’t think you have a clue

Mr. Nude guy, Mr. Nude guy, Mr. Nude guy, why?

Mr. Nude, he never stops, but now here comes the cops
They will get him, but they will not have to frisk him
‘Cause he’s nude
This was such a crazy, I’m remembering this, day

Mr. Nude guy, he is not shy
And does not have any shame at all
(At all) even shaved his balls
Hey there Mr. Nude (guy)
You got charged with being lewd (why)
I don’t know what you should do (nude)
Just as long as you’re not nude

(Please put some clothes on)

Mr. Towelie, why are you always high
Oh Mr. Towelie, you have such bloodshot eyes

Even though you are still just a towel
Teaching towel safety
The government made you run afoul
Yeah, you’re on the run, baby

Mr. Mackey, don’t you know drugs are bad
Wacky tabacky, always makes you feel glad

The army is coming to get you
When will they ever learn?
Conceived as a failed experiment
How long since you had a good burn?

Mr. Towelie, don’t you smoke your last ‘J’
Mr. Towelie, you’ll smoke it anyway

And if you find you can’t remember
Maybe you should get stoned
But then your mind, it starts to wander
You’ll still forget, we should have known

You’re an interesting guy
Hey do you wanna get high?
Wanna get high?
I think you wanna get high, yeah…

Hey doctor, help me, I am all stuffed up
I’m feeling very congested…

I have too much, boogie in me, I have too much, boogie in me
I have too much, boogie in me, you think I should cough it up?

Hey doctor, help me, give me lots of pills
I need some antibiotics
And when I start to cough, my throat gets really rough
Now I’m feeling really sick

Mucus, mucus, mucus, mucus, mucus
Mucus, mucus, mucus, mucus
Mucus, in my nostrils, makes it runny
Mucus, it’s in my throat now, it’s snot funny

Don’t have any Kleenex, and I really need to wipe
I got that boogie in me, uh huh
It’s like a faucet dripping, and it just won’t go away
Gets on everything I touch, ‘cause I’m sneezing everyday

Mucus, in my nostrils, makes it runny, yeah
Mucus, it’s in my throat now, it’s snot funny

Hey doctor, help me…

I have too much, boogie in me, I have too much, boogie in me
I have too much, boogie in me, you think I should cough it up?

Hey doctor, help me, tell me what is wrong
Can you refill my prescription?
This phlegm is just too much, I just can’t hock it up
It’s way beyond description

Mucus, in my nostrils, makes it runny, yeah
Mucus, it’s in my throat now, it’s snot funny

I have too much, boogie in me, I have too much, boogie in me
I have too much, boogie in me, you think I should cough it up?
I have too much, boogie in me, I have too much, boogie in me
I have too much, boogie in me, you think I should cough it up?

Oooh, I did a stinky one, right from my bum
Now it’s smelling like someone died, aroma
Yes, I’m gonna need some Tums, I have the runs
Vapor coming out my behind, aroma

Now I’ve had enough, make it stop
Such a putrid smell, always throwing up
Shouldn’t stopped, at the Taco Bell
My, my, my, ay-yi, whoo! M-m-m-my aroma

Get a little close to death, and smell my breath
Bad enough to water your eyes, aroma
Think I need some Listerine, some winter green
‘Cause breath this bad should be a crime, aroma

Now I’ve had enough, make it stop
Such a putrid smell, always throwing up
Shouldn’t stopped, at the Taco Bell
My, my, my, ay-yi, whoo!
M-m-m-my aroma, m-m-m-my aroma

When you gonna really know, that my B.O,
Is bad enough to make you cry, aroma
Got to get deodorant, with alpine scent
Maybe it will make my armpits dry, aroma

Now I’ve had enough, make it stop
Such a putrid smell, always throwing up
Shouldn’t stopped, at the Taco Bell
My, my, my, ay-yi, whoo!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, ay-yi, whoo!
M-m-m-my aroma, m-m-m-my aroma
M-m-m-my aroma, m-m-m-my aroma

Ewwwww, oooooh, my aroma
Ewwwww, oooooh, my aroma
Ewwwww, oooooh, my aroma!

COMING SOON!

Ooooh, oo-oo-ooh, ooooh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You turn, look, stare again, it’s my butt that draws you in
Feeding off your deep desires, I bet that I can stoke that fire
You’re a pervert, I’m a tease
I know I’ll bring you to your knees
You want to come home with me
You follow me wherever my ass goes
Just as long as, my shorts ride low

Looking at me like I’m cheesecake, yum, yum
Check out my derriere, you must like my derriere
‘Cause every day you drool, when you look at…
My derriere, my derriere

You grab, slap, spank my rear, you just like to keep it near
Stay with me, I’ll make you proud
‘Cause ass play is always allowed, oh-ooh-oooh
It’s the right shape, and right size
It makes most men fantasize
It is yours indefinitely
I can really tell that you are an ass man
You won’t be swayed from my glorious can

Looking at me like I’m cheesecake, yum, yum
Check out my derriere, you must like my derriere
‘Cause every day you drool, when you look at
My derriere, my derriere, I love my derriere

Just look at the curves of my bum
(Just look at the curves of my bum)
My derriere, it’s a nice derriere
And every day you stare, I am so aware
That you long for, my derriere, my derriere
Looking at me like I’m cheesecake, yum, yum
Check out my derriere, you must like my derriere
You’re drooling all the time

(Looking at me like I’m cheesecake) my derriere
Check out my derriere
Looking at me like I’m cheesecake, yum, yum
Check out my derriere

COMING SOON!

My house may be haunted, I just can’t believe it
My house may be haunted

I love my house, I must admit, something’s wrong with it
I hear moaning, I hear groaning, I hear some scary shit
Oh, there’s ghosts, big ghosts, big scary ghosts
Stuff flying, crying, and lots of dying, oh

Looks like, my house may be haunted, it’s not what I wanted
My house may be haunted
I said, my house may be haunted, that’s why I don’t flaunt it
My house may be haunted

I live alone, and wasn’t wise, of the poltergeist
And then I heard, here was found, ancient burial grounds
Ooh, head spins, coffins, and skeletons
Possessions, mutations, and apparitions, oh

Seems like, my house may be haunted, I just can’t believe it
My house may be haunted, oh
You’ll see, my house may be haunted, walls are always bleeding
My house may be haunted

I said, looo-oo-oo-ook, look out, look out
Here comes a g-g-g-ghost

Oh, looks like, my house may be haunted, it’s not what I wanted
My house may be haunted, everyday
My house may be haunted, that’s why I don’t flaunt it
My house may be haunted, oh
Seems like, my house may be haunted, I just can’t believe it
My house may be haunted
My house may be haunted, walls are always bleeding
My house may be haunted
(repeat)

I’ve got chestnuts on a sunny day
When it’s cold outside I store them all away

I guess, you’ll see, why I love to climb up trees
My squirrel (my squirrel, my squirrel)
Talkin’ ’bout my squirrel (my squirrel)

I’ve got such strong hind legs, and these two big teeth
I’ve got a bushy tail and fur all over me

Well, I beg, you please
Don’t you make road kill of me
My squirrel (my squirrel, my squirrel)
Talkin’ ’bout my squirrel (my squirrel)

Hey hey hey, hey hey hey, oooh

I don’t need no rabbit, raccoon, or skunk
I’ve got so much more nuts baby than all chipmunks

Yes, we are, the best, why do you think we are pests?
My squirrel (my squirrel, my squirrel)
Talkin’ ’bout my squirrel (my squirrel)

(Talkin’ ’bout my squirrel)
I’ve got chestnuts on a sunny day with my squirrel
I’ve even got fur black and grey like my squirrel

Talkin’ ‘bout, talkin’ ‘bout, talkin’ bout, my squirrel
Ooooh, my squirrel
I always want to talk about my squirrel…

Have you heard this? There’s gossip around
Claims of me, and breast surgery
Well it’s not true, that’s just fake news
They are not plastic and they are fantastic

Just don’t believe the Internet
‘Cause these jugs you won’t soon forget
Hey, hey, hey, my tits are real

They’re still perky, no sag at all
They’re firm and round, and not that small
When you stare at them, just like always
Do they look fake to you? I’d have a scar or two

It doesn’t matter what you hear
Let’s just make this perfectly clear
Hey, hey, hey, my tits are real
Every day, people don’t know, asking if they are silicone
Hey, hey, hey, my tits are real

Look right at them, don’t be shy
Big and bouncy, why would I lie?

I can see why, some women do that
Getting done, some augmentation
Mine are perfect, always have been
I won’t take that chance, and go get them enhanced

Just ignore all of the rumours
I have got such natural curves
Hey, hey, hey, my tits are real
Never mind that crap you read
Why would I go get surgery?
Hey, hey, hey, my tits are real
My tits are real, just give them a feel!

COMING SOON!