COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

Get nude, don’t be a prude
Take your clothes off and you’ll feel better
Remember, all of us were born this way
Then you can say, you made the effort

Get nude, it’s natural, it’s all right to strip down to nothing
Remember some people might take offense
They are too tense, to undo buttons

And every time you feel angry, get nude, you’ll see
You’ll feel much calmer with no clothes on
And don’t you know that it’s okay, get nude, always
To be naked no matter what goes on

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah nah nah nah

Get nude, just let it show, do a striptease and lose those undies
(Rip them off and let it show)
Remember to keep everything well groomed
And pretty soon, you’ll feel more at ease

And if you feel a bit ashamed, get nude, sustain
There’s no real reason to be embarrassed
And can’t you see that it feels good, get nude, it should
The joy that you need is to be nudists

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah nah nah nah yeah

Get nude, it’s lots of fun, shed your clothes and your inhibitions
It’s so nice to be baring so much skin
Then everything’s, on exhibition
Naked, naked, naked, naked, naked, nuuuude

We, love to, take off our clothes, everyone knows, get nude
Hey, you should, take off your clothes
Then you will know, get nude
We, love to, take off our clothes, everyone knows, get nude

(Nude, nudie, nudie, nudie, nudie, nudie yeaaa yow)
Hey, you should, take off your clothes
Then you will know, get nude
(repeat forever)

COMING SOON!

Might as well go and see Yoda, Jedi master
He’ll teach me the force
Might as well go and see Yoda, backwards talker
So let’s set the course

I remember Ben Kenobi
Talking to me before I passed out cold on Hoth
Told me to go to Dagobah, so I got in my X-Wing and took off

(He told me) you got to go and see Yoda, on Dagobah
He’ll show you your path
(He told me) might as well go and see Yoda
It’s better than Vader, and facing his wrath

So I did some Jedi training
But I had to leave to rescue all my friends
But I will return later
‘Cause I promised him I would come back again

(Guess I will) guess I will go and see Yoda
Visit his hut, way down in the swamps
(You know he lives deep in the swamps)
I have to go and see Yoda, finish my training
A delightful romp

Might as well go and see Yoda
While I still can, find out why Ben lied
I’m glad I got to see Yoda, before it was too late
Because I watched him die
Might as well go and see Yoda

Might as well go and see Yoda, Jedi master
He’ll teach me the force

Might as well go and see Yoda, backwards talker
So let’s set the course

Might as well go and see Yoda, it’s better than Vader
And facing his wrath
Might as well go and see Yoda, (might as well, oh yea)

Might as well go and see Yoda
(Oh yea, Jedi Master, wrinkly and green)
Might as well go and see Yoda
(Oh yea, down in those swamps, it’s so extreme)
Might as well go and see Yoda
(It’s better than Vader, ‘cause he’s really mean)
Might as well go and see Yoda…

COMING SOON!

Where has all my standards gone and where’s my dignity?
Where’s my smart-ass girlfriends to say he’s bad for me?
Isn’t there a limit on how much I can take?
Late at night I sit and regret, the mistake that I made

I met a weirdo, I’m going out with a weirdo I met the other night
He’s a little strange and he’s slightly deranged
And he’s doesn’t seem to be too bright
I met a weirdo, I’m going out with a weirdo who’s not Mr. Right
He’s very bizarre and he takes things too far
And he’s making me fear for my life
Fear for my life…

Sometimes after midnight he will call me on the phone
Talks about his body hair, I wish he would leave me alone
Clothes pins on his nipples and likes to shave his feet
It’s gonna take restraining orders to keep him far from me, yea

I met a weirdo, I’m going out with a weirdo I met the other night
He’s very lazy and he’s batshit crazy
Because he’s always picking a fight
I met a weirdo, I’m going out with a weirdo from this dating site
He seems so perturbed, and he’s very disturbed
And he doesn’t have much of a life
I met a weirdo, I’m going out with a weirdo I met the other night

He picks his boogers and wipes through his hair
He’s always biting at his knees
I could swear that he’s out there somewhere stalking me
He belches out old Lawrence Welk songs
And he farts and he smells
I would dump his ass but I can find no one else
(I can find no one else, I can find no one else
I can find no one else, I can find no one else, aaaah-aaah)

I met a weirdo, I’m going out with a weirdo I met the other night
He’s a little strange and he’s slightly deranged
And he’s doesn’t seem to be too bright
I met a weirdo, I’m going out with a weirdo who’s not Mr. Right
He’s very bizarre and he takes things too far
And he’s making me fear for my life

I met a weirdo, I’m going out with a weirdo I met the other night
He’s very lazy and he’s batshit crazy
Because he’s always picking a fight
I met a weirdo, I’m going out with a weirdo from this dating site
He seems so perturbed, and he’s very disturbed
And he doesn’t have much of a life
I met a weirdo, I’m going out with a weirdo I met the other night…

All the kids around the world, they are ready to get lots of sweets
Fall is here and the time is right, for going trick or treat
They’re going in apartments (going trick or treat)
Down the busy street (going trick or treat)
In every city (going trick or treat)

All they want is candy, sweet candy, there’ll be candy everywhere
There’ll be pumpkins, scarings, Jack-o-lanterns, going trick or treat
Oh, it’s not the costume that you wear, or even if you can scare
So come on, every kid grab a bag, get the most, so you can brag

They’ll be going (going trick or treat)
They’re going trick or treat (going trick or treat)

It’s an old tradition they won’t be missing
A chance to roam the streets
There’ll be ghosts and goblins, and decorations
Going trick or treat

On the rich people’s street (going trick or treat)
In those townhouses too (going trick or treat)
Don’t forget your neighborhood (going trick or treat)

All they want is candy, sweet candy, lots of candy to eat up
There’ll be witches, fairies, and cemeteries, going trick or treat
Oh, it doesn’t matter what you got, just make sure that it’s a lot
So come on, every kid, get your fill, then beware, the dentist’s bills

They’ll be going, they’re going trick or treat (going trick or treat)
They’ll go anywhere, they don’t care
They’re going trick or treat (going trick or treat)
Just make sure there are all wrapped, don’t want crap
They’re going trick or treat (going trick or treat)
There’s chips and chocolate too, all for you
They’re going trick or treat (going trick or treat)

Got grass, in pocket
I’ll roll it, and gonna smoke it
Cannabis, it feels so damn good
It’s gonna get you, get you, get you wasted

Got munchies, got major munchies
Been eating, chips and cheesies
And chocolate, can be so pleasing
It’ll make you, make you, so flambasted

Gonna use my bong, gonna use my pipe
Gonna use my bucket, gonna use my roach clip
Gonna use my papers, gonna use my, my, my marijuana
Oooh-oh-oh

‘Cause I, never been so fried, hope no one else sees
My bloodshot eyes
I’m so stoned (wasted) oh so stoned (wasted)
I got some strong killer bud, Jamaican, smoke it with me

I’m die hard, I can’t miss a hit,
Don’t bogart, it’s good shit
I need more, I’m rolling a doob
It’ll get you, get you, get you wasted

Gonna use my bong, gonna use my pipe
Gonna use my bucket, gonna use my roach clip
Gonna use my papers, gonna use my, my, my marijuana
Oooh-oh-oh

‘Cause I, never been so fried, hope no one else sees
My bloodshot eyes
I’m so stoned (wasted) oh so stoned (wasted)
I got some strong killer bud, Jamaican, smoke it with me
‘Cause I, never been so fried, hope no one else sees
My bloodshot eyes
I’m so stoned (wasted) oh so stoned (wasted)
I got some strong killer bud, Jamaican, smoke it with me

Give me more, hahahahaha, I-I-I-I-I-I

Gravy, it’s sauce from the meat
Smothered all over, all that I eat
Baby, I’m embarrassed
I can’t stop spilling, and keep making a mess

All my shirts are dirty, and it’s such a pain
I’m messing up my clothes with those gravy stains
I can’t stop where it goes, all these gravy stains

I’m washing with Javex, I’m scrubbing with Shout
I’m soaking them in bleach, to get those stains out
I try to be careful, but it’s not working
Maybe when I’m eating, I should wear nothing

Doing extra laundry, I am so ashamed
I’m messing up my clothes with those gravy stains
I can’t stop where it goes, all these gravy stains

I know that when I eat I am a slob
I probably should wear a bib, yeah, yeah, yeah

I just love gravy, I love it so much
But not when it splatters, on the table cloth
Maybe, it just isn’t fair
‘Cause when I am eating, it goes everywhere

My pants are disgusting, and won’t be the same
I’m messing up my clothes with those gravy stains
I can’t stop where it goes, all these gravy stains

Hahahahaha, gravy

COMING SOON!

Greedo got a new bounty, it’s Han solo
But that was the last one, that he would ever know
He’s not just a man, he’s a Rodian, who’s in a rut
Until he gets his reward from Jabba the Hutt
Next stop, no more, at the Mos Eisley space port, Tatooine
He thought this one job, it pays higher,
Maybe then I’ll retire, then off he goes…

Greedo, oh, oh, oh, ooo-ooo-oooh
He needs the money, he wants the dough
Greedo needs to get Solo
Greedo, oh, oh, oh, ooo-ooo-oooh
Just this one more job ought to do it
He hopes he can get through it
Little did he know…

Greedo is feeling loose, drinking Jawa juice
And enjoying the band
He thought, I’m not here to have fun, I came here to get Han
Then he sees him with a wookiee
An old man looking kooky, and some young punk
He said, now’s the best chance I will get
Then I will beat Boba Fett, okay here I go…

Greedo, oh, oh, oh, ooo-ooo-oooh
He thought he had him, but he did not
Greedo, he got himself shot
Greedo, oh, oh, oh, ooo-ooo-oooh
His last day turned out the worst
Who knows who really shot first?
Greedo, is no more

Greedo, oh, oh, oh, ooo-ooo-oooh
He’s got no bounty, he’s got no dough
Greedo got killed by Han Solo
Greedo, oh, oh, oh, ooo-ooo-oooh

COMING SOON!

Halloween, it’s a scream, Halloween, what a scream

If you go out Halloween, then you will know what I mean
It will fill you with frights, and it goes, it will go all night

Everybody trick or treat, we’re gonna eat lots of candy
So much tasty treats, you know that it’s dandy
We’ll have such a good time
It puts tingles in your spine, oh yeah
We’ll be carving the pumpkins
With some ghosts and goblins
It must be Halloween

There’s no day like Halloween
It’s a horror lover’s dream (right on, a scary dream)
There’s witches and there’s ghouls, (Halloween)
It will be, it will be so cool

We can dress up in costumes
While making our houses so spooky
We’ll make it awesome, then watch scary movies
It’s so fun, for everyone
There will be chilling creatures, for jeepers creepers
Only on Halloween

If you go out Halloween (Halloween)
Then you will know what I mean (come on, it’s halloween)
It will fill you with frights (but you know it’s all right)
And it goes, it will go all night

Oh yea, oh yea, come on, let’s trick or treat
We all love to get together

Halloween (oh yea, oh yea)
It’s a scream (come on, it makes you scream)
Halloween (just one day of the year)
What a scream, it will make you cheer

Halloween, it’s a scream, Halloween, what a scream

When your food seems dull, and you want a change
And it’s noon, and you notice you’re hungry
Well you can’t, do no wrong, no there is, nothing wrong
With a nice, sandwich with, ham and cheese

So will you, make me, ham and cheese
Whoa, you’ll be pleased, with ham, ham and cheese
Ham and cheese

If the bread that you make it on, is moldy or stale
And the mustard or mayo is empty
Don’t dismay, you’re okay, you’ll be fine anyways
Just as long as you have, ham and cheese

So have some, yummy, ham and cheese
Whoa, it’s a breeze, when you have, ham and cheese
Ham and cheese

So will you, make me, ham and cheese
Whoa, you’ll be pleased, with ham and, ham and cheese
Ham and cheese

Whenever you are hungry just make ham and cheese
Yes, ham and cheese, where’s that ham now?
Oh, ham, ham and cheese

As I walk through the bedding on the ground of my cage
I have a look all around and see it’s not been cleaned for days
‘Cause I’ve been pooping and digging non stop
That’s why I like to sleep in that saucer on top
But don’t you ever put another rodent here with me
I’ll be beating up that punk, I live solitary
You better not be provoking, so stop that poking
Or it will be your fingers that I’ll be chomping
I really love it when you are feeding me
But you see, I am cramming it all in my cheeks, fool
I’m the kind of pet that everybody wants to play with
I’m only up at night so you better get used to it

Been spending my short life, living in a hamster’s paradise
Fresh veggies would be nice, living in a hamster’s paradise
I make noise through the night, living in a hamster’s paradise
Everything just feels right, living in a hamster’s paradise

Got a bad reputation, it’s so frustratin’
I don’t live a longer life, I’m related to rats
So I gotta be cute to everyone
All this burrowing through the cedar chips can be fun
I keep running on this wheel and I don’t seem to care
That I keep on going but don’t go anywhere
It’s not about the destination you see,
It’s all about my furry butt making a journey, fool
Life is boring when you’re locked up all day
But that’s my life, all the time, what can I say?
I’m only two now, I probably won’t make it to three
This short life span is bull, honestly

Tell me why I sleep, nocturnally
When I’m up all night, you’re mad at me

Been spending my short life, living in a hamster’s paradise
I get loose once or twice, living in a hamster’s paradise
Chewy sticks every night, living in a hamster’s paradise
This is how I live my life, living in a hamster’s paradise

Syrian or the dwarf, Chinese or the golden
Doesn’t really matter, that’s cuteness that you’re holding
My whiskers are twitching, ‘cause I know that I’m getting
Fruits and nuts and vegetables, and also fresh new bedding
Some say that I’m a mouse, but I have a shorter tail
I’m an inexpensive pet, I’m always on sale
I guess I’m cute, I really am, I guess I’m hungry
That’s why I know my bowl is out of food, fool

Been spending my short life, living in a hamster’s paradise
Fresh veggies would be nice, living in a hamster’s paradise
I make noise through the night, living in a hamster’s paradise
Everything just feels right, living in a hamster’s paradise

Tell me why I sleep, nocturnally
When I’m up all night, you’re mad at me
Tell me why I sleep nocturnally
When I’m up all night, you’re mad at me

COMING SOON!

Happy Days, on my T.V.
Richie, Ralph, and that nerd Potsie
Hangin’ out at Arnold’s quite a bit
‘Scuse me while I sit on it

Happy Days, the best show
Fonzie was the coolest guy I know
Leather jacket and a motorbike
He snaps his fingers, those chicks, they run to his side

Mr. C… Mrs. C… aaaay

Yeah, Happy Days, in the sixties
We know Joanie loves Chachi
Laverne and Shirley, Al Delvecchio
Can someone tell me, where the hell did Chuck go?

Aaay, cool, aaay whoa Happy Days
Aaay just sit on it, cool it baby, cool it (Happy Days!)
Pinky Tuscadero (Happy Days!)
I’m here with the Cunninghams, baby (Happy Days!)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, sit on it baby (Happy Days!)

I was entered in the school’s spelling bee
Back in grade three, in the finals
I was close to victory that day
One word away, for the title
Holy cow, my word that I had was tsunami
I just froze to the spot

After all the words I spelled
This one put me right through hell
And you could tell
And after I tried and spelled it wrong
The winner was a Chinese kid named Dong
Ooooh, ooh ooh

Always felt ashamed of that day, what can I say?
It’s been so rough
I’ve failed at everything since then
Had no friends, or a woman to love

Holy cow, it’s hard for me to spell tsunami
Still a challenge to me
Holy cow, I really should learn to spell tsunami
It must be that silent ‘t’

After years of harsh regret, I just can’t get over it
I won’t forget
And just to add to my spelling gaffe
That ‘Dong” kid still points at me and he laughs
After the crap I’ve been through
This must seem funny to you
That’s so not true

Who writes tsunami anyways?

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

Well, when I saw that girl at a party
I wish I’d taken her home right there
‘Cause if I had my chance with her that night
I would have fawned at that lovely pair

Your thighs got me drooling, your thighs turn me on
Your thighs look so soothing
And have me loving you for so long
Your thighs are so shapely, your thighs are so fine
Your thighs won’t escape me
Because they’re imprinted on my mind

I knew that she was not like most women
So then I took her out on a date
When she asked me to come back to her place
I knew everything worked out great

So I moved my hand up her leg slowly
And hoped she wouldn’t be stopping me
But when she told me to keep on going
I knew that this would turn out so sweet

Your thighs got me drooling, your thighs turn me on
Your thighs look so soothing
And have me loving you for so long
Your thighs are so shapely, your thighs are so fine
Your thighs won’t escape me
Because they’re imprinted on my mind

Heavenly thighs, heavenly thighs
Heavenly thighs, heavenly thighs

Your thighs got me drooling, your thighs turn me on
Your thighs look so soothing
And have me loving you for so long
Your thighs are so shapely, your thighs are so fine
Your thighs won’t escape me
Because they’re imprinted on my mind

You could have your lawn mowed
If you’d just clean up your yard
You could have every single weed pulled
it would not be all that hard
All you do is pay me, I’m the gardener you need

You could have a stone pathway
Going up and down, all around your shed
You could have a vegetable garden
Or some nice flowers instead

I think I need, a hedge trimmer, so I can trim your hedge
Oh let me have some hedge trimmers
I will need a power outlet, yea (yea!)

Show me all your shovels, ‘cause I will need to dig a trench
Hope that it’s no trouble, but I also need to use your wrench

I’m gonna need, some hedge trimmers
So I can trim your hedge
I want to use your hedge trimmers, make your yard it’s best
I’m going to need, the hedge trimmers
I can use the extra money
With your hedge trimmers, hope there’s no uneven corners

Hedge, hedge, hedge trimmers

I’ve laid down new sod
(Laid down new sod) (laid that new sod)
Picked up turds (picked up turds)
Tied up the branches (tied up the branches)
Took them to the curb (took the to the curb)

Oh won’t you rake the leaves (rake those leaves)
And put them in the bag (in the bag)
Rake those leaves, get them in a bag
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m helping you
All for you, I’ve been chopping through
Going to need some power, plug, plug in that power, hey

I’ve been doing landscaping, I’ve been doing landscaping
Using electric power, and gas too
Come on, come on, help me through
Come on, come on, help me through
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you

I’ve been watering the lawn, I’ve been watering the lawn
The sprinkler’s going, going, all day and night

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

Hope you had a merry freakin’ Christmas
It went on too long
From now on there will be no more annoying songs

Hope you had a merry freakin’ Christmas, but it’s over now
Every year it seems to be getting worse somehow

All the gifts that you put thought in
They’ll be returning, to stores
Turkey dinner that was delicious
Will be pushed on us, some more

All those decorations can come down now
Get rid of that tree
Clean up all that mess left from your family
I hope you had a merry freakin’ Christmas now

All your friends that were nice to you
Won’t think twice ‘bout you, no more
You spent all your Christmas bonus
It all went to gifts, you’re poor

Wipe that festive grin right off of your face
And get back to work
Everyone can return to being a jerk
I hope you had a merry freakin’ Christmas now!

COMING SOON!

And the folks that bump into you
Say sorry from the heart
No one can be that polite
Hosers from the start
Hosers from the start

Back bacon and the two-fours
They fill their shopping cart
There’s just no doubt that they must be
Hosers from the start
Yea, hosers from the start

Lacrosse rinks and Tim Horton’s
Right in their backyard
It’s plain to see that they can be
Hosers from the start
Yea, hosers from the start, yea, oooh

Whoa, oh, you can hear the hockey games
Playing from their bars
Obvious to all of us
Hosers from the start
Hosers from the start
Yes, hosers from the start, yeaa

Hosers from the start
Hosers from the start
G’day, hosers from the start, eh?
Hosers from the start, yea
Hosers from the start..

I ate way too many hot dogs, I’m burnin’ inside
I ate way too many hot dogs, that is no surprise
Well I had more than enough milkshakes
And shouldn’t had curly fries

Thought they said they were low fat, but that was just a lie
Guess they are just not low fat, just like my apple pie
Well my tummy’s gonna burst now, it feels like I’m gonna die

I ate way too many hot dogs, I’m burnin’ inside
I ate way too many hot dogs, that is no surprise
Well I had more than enough milkshakes
And shouldn’t had curly fries

I think I ate them too fast, well that was not too smart
I just wolfed them down, too fast, well now I gotta fart
Seems like my bowels are-a-rumblin’,  gonna rip my ass apart

Thought they said they were low fat, but that was just a lie
Guess they are just not low fat, just like my apple pie
Well my tummy’s gonna burst now, it feels like I’m gonna die

I ate way too many hot dogs, I’m burnin’ inside
I ate way too many hot dogs, that is no surprise
Well I had more than enough milkshakes
And shouldn’t had curly fries

Well my, house flooded, check it and see
I got some fishies swimmin’ up to my knees
Come on baby, hope you swim really well
My house flooded, my house flooded

You don’t have to wonder how, we’re beyond a plunger now
Something has overflowed
Now I want to cry, because my bed isn’t dry
I wanna know, which direction, did my T.V. go?

Now it’s up my ass, I got some nibbles from trout and bass
Just splish and splash
And hope that you can tread the water fast
Oh my, the house flooded, check it and see
I got some fishies swimmin’ up to my knees
Come on baby, hope you swim really well
My house flooded, house flooded

Hope you hold your breath, until we can find a raft
This is worse than I feared
Now we got to paddle around, doggy paddle, before we drown
Do we, have some, insurance? Should I get my scuba gear?

Is it deep enough? Did you forget to waterproof your stuff?
Is the dog okay? Thought I saw his collar float away
Yeah my, house flooded, check it and see
See those fishies swim wherever they please
Come on baby, hope you swim really well
My house flooded, my house flooded (I’m wet)

Now it’s up my nose, it’s too late for a bucket and hose
That’s how it goes, we gotta change into some drier clothes
Well my, house flooded, check it and see
I got some fishies swimmin’ up to my knees
Come on baby, hope you swim really well
My house flooded, my house flooded

House flooded, all damn night
House flooded, we busted the pipes
House flooded, now my undies are soaked
House flooded, let’s swim before we croak
House flooded, I’m a little bit wet
House flooded, and you are too, I bet
House flooded, it’s making me drown
House flooded, now I’m… (blub, blub, blub)

This is my favourite cereal
They call it Raisin Bran
And it’s been a staple of many good mornings
And God knows that’s the plan

My mother likes her pancakes
She eats them by the stack
My father was an omelette man
Until his heart attack

Now the only thing a breakfast needs
Is that two scoops of raisins
Pour all the milk right there on the top
That’s when the fun begins

(organ solo)

Oh mother don’t make waffles
And toast I just cannot stand
Cereal is all I really need
In the house of the Raisin Bran

Well, I got my spoon inside my bowl
The sparkle is in my eyes
I’m searching through the whole damn box
To try and find that prize

Well, this is my favourite cereal
They call it Raisin Bran
And it’s been a staple of many good mornings
And God knows that’s the plan

When we first met you had seemed normal
I never thought you were a psychopath
Then you started to do really weird-ass things
Like floss your teeth with the hairs from my ass
And you come watch me, when I take a pee
Making sure that I’m shaking it thoroughly
Now I really need to ask, how creepy’s your love?

How creepy’s your love, how creepy is your love
I think I need to know
‘Cause you’re following me everywhere, tapping my phone
And keep opening my mail, and feeding me your toenails

I believe you’re nuts, you have my face tattooed on your butt
You’re telling your friends I’m from outer space
And you yodel during sex
And you may not think I’d notice you
When you burn all my clothes and you sniff my shoes
‘Cause it’s me you need to warn, how creepy’s your love?

How creepy’s your love, how creepy is your love
I have a right to know
‘Cause you stick needles in voodoo dolls, make mating calls
And you put hats right on your shit, and been calling it our kid

And you shave my ears and you lick my knees
Cup your hands by my nose whenever I sneeze
I don’t think I need to ask, how creepy’s your love?

How creepy’s your love, how creepy is your love
I think I need to know
‘Cause you’re following me everywhere, tapping my phone
And keep opening my mail, and feeding me your toenails

How creepy’s your love, how creepy is your love
I have a right to know
You keep sticking needles in voodoo dolls, make mating calls
And you put hats right on your shit, and been calling it our kid

How I hate getting older
Wrinkles everywhere, aging
Thinning greying hair, raging
And I’m sagging too

Now I’m told I need glasses
All I see is blurs, barely
Age spots and ulcers, help me
Every day I’m feeling weak
(That’s because I’m really weak)

I’m done for, so stiff and sore
‘Cause I have arthritis
Sleep all day long, my memory’s gone
And I always have to piss

How I hate getting older
People call me ‘gramps’, and ‘pops’
Knocking over lamps, can’t stop
Where did half of my teeth go?

Now I’m losing my hearing
I can’t hear myself, complain
Having sex is hell, such pain
Yes I hate getting older

COMING SOON!