SONG PARODY LYRICS
50 WAYS TO LOSE THAT BLUBBER
(50 Ways To Leave Your Lover – Paul Simon)
You say that you’re tired of being so overweight
It’s probably ‘cause of all the food you overate
Now I’ll tell you something that you will probably hate
There must be, fifty ways to lose that blubber
You’re always crying when you step upon the scale
It’s hard to be confident when you always feel like a whale
I will give you some advice that surely will not fail
There’s at least, fifty ways to lose that blubber
Fifty ways to lose that blubber
Just run round the track, Jack, go lift some weights, Kate
You can play lots of sports, Mort, to make yourself slim
Hop on the bike, Mike, and just go for a swim, Lynne
Get some exercise, guys, and soon you’ll be trim
Just run round the track, Jack, go lift some weights, Kate
You can play lots of sports, Mort, to make yourself slim
Hop on the bike, Mike, and just go for a swim, Lynne
Get some exercise, guys, and soon you’ll be trim
I know you’ve tried different pills and some weight loss programs
And you said that you can’t afford to get the liposuction
I said, all those things are bullshit
So let me tell you about the fifty ways…
Now don’t go telling me that it is too much work
And that all these workouts is making every part of you hurt
So I’ll tell you again at the risk of sounding like a jerk
That there is, fifty ways to lose that blubber
Fifty ways to lose that blubber
Just run round the track, Jack, go lift some weights, Kate
You can play lots of sports, Mort, to make yourself slim
Hop on the bike, Mike, and just go for a swim, Lynne
Get some exercise, guys, and soon you’ll be trim
Just run round the track, Jack, go lift some weights, Kate
You can play lots of sports, Mort, to make yourself slim
Hop on the bike, Mike, and just go for a swim, Lynne
Get some exercise, guys, and soon you’ll be trim
88 LINES ABOUT 44 SIMPSONS CHARACTERS
(88 Lines About 44 Women – The Nails)
Homer is a bumbling dolt, who’s working at the power plant
Marge, his understanding wife, sees good qualities others can’t
Bart is their mischievous son, he’s always saying “eat my shorts”
Lisa plays the saxophone, super smart with good school reports
Maggie doesn’t say a word, her pacifier says it all
Flanders is a Jesus freak, he drives his neighbor up the wall
Grandpa is a senile nut, complaining from his retirement home
Skinner, school principal, gets no respect, lives with his mom
Moe’s the local bartender, who lives his life below subpar
Barney’s his best customer, spends his day sitting at his bar
Lenny’s also a barfly, who seems to be made to suffer
Carl is his constant friend, you don’t see one without the other
Selma works the DMV, who smokes at least a pack a day
Patty is her twin sister, she’s just like her, but she is gay
Apu, we don’t see no more, he ran the local Kwik-E-Mart
Mister Burns, who owns the plant, a billionaire who has no heart
Disco Stu’s a flashy guy, who still lives in the seventies
Chalmers, superintendent, fills Skinner’s life with misery
Smithers is Burns’ assistant, also gay and a suck-up too
Wiggum’s the chief of police, he never seems to have a clue
Nelson is the school bully, he laughs and points and says haw haw
Snake, he is a criminal, who’s always running from the law
Otto is the school bus driver, fills his life by smoking weed
Milhouse, he is Bart’s best friend, the biggest nerd you’ll ever see
Oh yes, that’s Milhouse
Quimby is the town’s mayor, known for his infidelity
Dr Nick’s a shady doc, he says “hello everybody!”
Martin is the teacher’s pet, no wonder bullies pick on him
Ralph lives in his own world, picks his nose and he’s always dim
Krusty is a Jewish clown, always trying to get a laugh
Willie, he’s a groundskeeper, lives at the school, in a shack
Bumblebee Man, Mexican, always in a predicament
Comic Book Guy owned a store, kept his collectibles very mint
Sideshow Mel is a sidekick, who has a bone within his hair
Duffman is a corporate mascot, inviting people to drink beer
Cletus is a slack jawed yokel, lives in his broken down home
Brandine is his redneck wife, lots of kids with more to come
Gil is an unlucky guy, you’ll always hear him say “gee whiz”
Kent Brockman’s a newscaster, who likes to tell it as it is
Fat Tony is a gangster, boss of all organized crime
Sideshow Bob’s a maniac, tries to kill Bart all the time
Lovejoy is the church reverend, whose model trains are his hobby
Hibbert is the town’s doctor, who always chuckles nervously
Professor Frink is a wacko, another crazy scientist
Krabapple, it’s you we miss, I chose you to end this list
Eighty-eight lines about forty-four Simpsons characters…
A LITTLE LESS FLATULATION
(A Little Less Conversation – Elvis Presley)
COMING SOON!
A PARODY SONG
(Authority Song – John Mellencamp)
COMING SOON!
ALL I NEED IS SOME SEROQUEL
(All I Need Is A Miracle – Mike & The Mechanics)
COMING SOON!
ALL THOSE PARODIES
(Almost Paradise – Mike Reno & Ann Wilson)
I thought these spoofs were written easily
I should have seen I’m wrong but I am too crazy
I find the words sometimes can’t come to me
It’s hard sometimes to rhyme, it takes a lot of time
But time is all I really seem to have
Oh, ooh, all those parodies, I’m mocking a whole bunch of songs
All those parodies, I find it’s lots of fun
I swear that nothing is off-limits, as I please, parodies
When songs are playing on the radio
I’m singing my own words, it’s all I really know
I try so hard to be the next Weird Al
The biggest difference is, that he is talented
And I can’t sing or play music at all
Oh, ooh, all those parodies, what did I write all these for?
Lots of parodies, I’ll just keep writing more
I think my mind is warped and twisted, easily, parodies
And in my head I’m thinking of the fame I’d get
But that would be hard, on the internet
All those parodies, I’ll still do them anyways
All those parodies, although it never pays
I know I have a passion for them, inside me, parodies
Parodies, parodies..
ALL YOU EVER DO IS SCREAM
(All I Have To Do Is Dream – The Everly Brothers)
Scre-e-eam, scream, scream, scream
Scre-e-eam, scream, scream, scream
When I hear you, always shout
Girl I need you, to shut your mouth
Whenever I hear you, all you ever do
Is scre-e-eam, scream, scream, scream
When I want peace, there’s your voice
I ask you please, to stop that noise
Whenever I see you, all you ever do, is scream
I can hear you whine, every single time
And I’ve had, quite enough
What I cannot get, oh shit
You’re screaming my eardrums right off
I hate you so, I wish you’d die
I’d tell you so, but you would cry
Whenever I’m with you, all you ever do
Is scre-e-eam, scream, scream, scream
Scream…
You always complain, driving me insane
And that’s just, gone too far
I don’t understand, God damn
Why you’re making my life so hard
When I hear you, you always shout
Girl I need you, to shut your mouth
Whenever I hear you, all you ever do
Is scre-e-eam, scream, scream, scream
Scre-e-eam, scream, scream, scream (repeat)
ALWAYS SAVING LOIS LANE
(Rock You Like A Hurricane – Scorpions)
It’s everyday that Clark Kent goes out
He ends up hearing a woman shout
He runs and changes in a phone booth
Springs into action, and flies to the roofs
He hears the screaming from down below
He swoops right down and what do you know
It’s her once again, she was almost toast
She is the one that he saves the most
Superman, always saving Lois Lane
Superman always saving Lois Lane
The Daily Planet is where they work
It seems around her, that danger lurks
He always tries to catch Lex Luthor
But then she gets in trouble some more
A burning building and he’s not there
Because she is tied up to a chair
Villains are laughing cuz they know the plan
Just make sure she gets kidnapped again
Superman, always saving Lois Lane
Superman always saving Lois Lane
Superman, always saving Lois Lane
Superman always saving Lois Lane
Can’t you see that she’s a pain?
Another day in Metropolis
The earth needs saving, but what is this?
Again she’s helpless and trapped somewhere
He wants to save her yet no one else cares
It seems his weakness is not Kryptonite
It’s pretty women always in plight
He needs to forget about this girl
Before it becomes the end of the world
Superman, always saving Lois Lane (yes he is, baby)
Superman, can’t you see that she’s a pain?
Superman, always saving Lois Lane
(Come on, come on, come on)
Superman, always saving Lois Lane… Superman!
AN INDECENT MAN
(An Innocent Man – Billy Joel)
COMING SOON!
ARE YOU GONNA GO AWAY?
(Are You Gonna Go My Way? – Lenny Kravitz)
I was bored, there you were
You were annoying, that was you
You had come, to make me mad
And you won’t go until you do
So that is when, it’s got to end
I want to know if you are through
I tried to be, polite you see
But you can’t take a hint or two
So what I’m really trying to say is…
Are you gonna go away? And I really wish you’d go…
I don’t know how, you found me now
I tried to move away from you
You must believe, it’s time to leave
Restraining order just might do
Please tell me why, you can’t say bye
‘Cause it seems you don’t have a clue
You’ll never stop, ’til I call the cops
But then you’ll stalk somebody new
So what I’m trying to hint around at…
Are you gonna go away? And I really wish you’d go…
Are you gonna go away?
And I really, really wish you’d go…
AT THE POOL
(Act The Fool – Ludacris)
COMING SOON!
BABY PIRANHAS
(Lady Madonna – The Beatles)
Baby piranhas, nibbling at your feet,
Wondering if they’re ever going to get some meat
Go where they wanna, swimming all around
Sneak right up to get you, they don’t make a sound
First they’ll come right towards your ankles
Then they’ll try to nibble at your knees
They just might bite your junk if it is dangling
Watch how it bleeds…
Baby piranhas, chomping at your ass
Maybe you should get out of the water fast
(Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp)
(Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow)
(Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew)
See? Now you’ll run…
Here comes the mama, and the papa too
Going to make a family dinner out of you
They’ll jump right up and try to bite your nose off
They’re going to have a field day on your shins
And when they’re done they’ll come back just for seconds
Boy can they swim!
Baby piranhas, eating what they can
Just be thankful they can’t get you on dry land…
BACK ONLINE
(Back In Time – Huey Lewis & The News)
Tell me, Google, where am I surfing this time?
Is this a porn site? Or a singles chat line?
All I needed to do, was check my mail and stuff
It blows me away, every time
But you’d better believe me, I am back online
Glad to be back online
Don’t get your downloads, from a peer-to-peer site
Gotta go Facebook, then play poker tonight
I can’t go to eBay, I’ll be there all day again
So send me a message, or face time
But you’d better believe me, I am back online
I had to get back online, had to get back online
Glad I’m back online
Gotta get back online, had to get back online
Yes, I’m back online!
I’m back, world!
Gotta get back online, had to get back online
Yes, I’m back online!
BACON ALL OVER
(Shakin’ All Over – The Guess Who)
COMING SOON!
BAD ANAKIN
(Bad Medicine – Bon Jovi)
You turned into bad Anakin, bad Anakin is what you are
Whoa-oh-oh, all messed up, just like bad Anakin
You’ve turned to evil and now you’ve gone too far
Bad Anakin…
You were just a slave boy that was found on Tatooine
You left your home and your mother
Fell in love with Naboo’s Queen
You got Jedi training but it’s not enough you see
Gonna take more than a pod race to really make me believe
All these midicholorians, and you yell ‘yippee’?
Now you’re mean (that’s what we get for trusting in you)
So obscene (you betrayed Jedis and even Padme too)
And then there’s Palpatine (that’s what we got for believing you)
And now this Jedi’s falling ‘cause the dark side’s too strong
Whoa-oh-oh
You turned into a bad Anakin, bad Anakin is what you are
Whoa-oh-oh, all messed up, just like bad Anakin
You’ve turned to evil and now you’ve gone too far
Bad, bad Anakin
I don’t need Mace Windu to be telling me I’m wrong
And I just don’t need master Yoda to say the dark side’s too strong
I got a sneaky premonition that this will turn out bad
And ever since you lost your mother you’ve been really very mad
Just get your act together ‘cause you’re gonna be a dad
When you’re mean (that’s what we get for trusting in you)
So obscene (you betrayed Jedis and even Padme too)
Don’t trust that Palpatine (that’s what we got for believing in you)
And now I have to fight you ‘cause you leave me no choice
Whoa-oh-oh
You turned into a bad Anakin, bad Anakin is what you are
Whoa-oh-oh, all messed up, just like bad Anakin
You’ve turned to evil and now you’ve gone too far
Bad, bad Anakin is what you are
Bad, bad Anakin, your destiny
You need a respirator ‘cause you find it hard to breathe
And now you call yourself Darth Vader
Though it’s not hard to believe
When I left you Anakin you were so badly burned
Well it doesn’t matter anyway because you already turned
You turned into bad Anakin, bad Anakin is what you are
Whoa-oh-oh, all messed up, just like bad Anakin
You’ve turned to evil and now you’ve gone too far
You are, Bad Anakin, bad Anakin’s what you’ve become,
Whoa-oh-oh, I give up, you’re a bad Anakin
You went and slaughtered just about everyone
Bad, bad Anakin is what you are
Bad, bad Anakin, so bad, so bad
Bad, bad Anakin, I gotta go, I gotta, I gotta go, I gotta
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta go and hide
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Hold on, I’m not done, must hide Luke, on Tatooine
Come on, that is that, you need help now
You turned into a bad Anakin, bad Anakin is what you are
Whoa-oh-oh, all messed up, just like bad Anakin
You’ve turned to evil and now you’ve gone too far
You are, bad Anakin, the Sith has got you now
You are, bad Anakin
BAGEL IN THE MORNING
(Angel Of The Morning – Juice Newton)
My bagel cravings consume me
Always keeping me up all night
I try to get one at Timmy’s
But they just never get it right
I like it done a certain way
I always eat them everyday
I need a bagel in the morning, baby
Just load it up with lots of cream cheese, butter
Give me my bagel in the morning, baby
And lightly toasted right, for me
A blueberry is all I need, cinnamon
Even whole grain wheat
There are some that have poppy seeds
Well, they get stuck inside my teeth
Sometimes I like them with some jam
And peanut butter if I can
I crave a bagel in the morning, baby
Just warm it up enough to eat it, yummy
I want that bagel every morning, baby
Maybe a BLT, it doesn’t matter much, to me
I’ll have one, everyday… of my life
Baby, baby, baby
I need a bagel in the morning, baby
Just load it up with lots of cream cheese, butter
Give me my bagel in the morning, baby
And throw some bacon in there too please, oh yea
I love a bagel in the morning, baby
Just warm it up enough to eat it, yum-yummy..
BAKED BEANS (MAKE YOU CUT CHEESE)
(Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) – Eurythmics)
COMING SOON!
BAKED ON GREASE
(Take On Me – A-Ha)
Scrubbing away, all food from the, other day
I’ll clean it anyway, today’s another day I find you
Cooking away, just be cleaning up your mess, OK?
Baked on grease (baked on grease)
Caked right on (baked on grease)
It’s not gone, what should we do?
So now I am mad, I’m on my knees
But I have, scouring pads
Slowly scraping off crap that’s gone bad
Listen to me, it’s not better to cook food uncovered
Baked on grease (baked on grease)
Caked right on (baked on grease)
Let it soak, for a day or two
That mess on the range, yea, is it sauce or
Just another, beef gravy stain
It’s been there as long as I remember
I’m cleaning in vain, you will just mess it all up again
Baked on grease (baked on grease)
Caked right on (baked on grease)
It’s not gone, this is lame
Baked on grease (baked on grease)
Caked right on (baked on grease)
Throw it out, what a shame
BASKIN ROBBINS
(Rockin’ Robin – Bobby Day)
COMING SOON!
BATHROOM STINKIN’
(Bad Moon Rising – Creedence Clearwater Revival)
I smell a bathroom stinking, I smell lunch from Taco Bell
That’s where I do my thinking, that’s where I go to smell
Don’t you come in tonight, ’til I give my ass a wipe
There’s more bathrooms to the right
I hear windy farts a-blowing, I see the urine leaving stains
I fear toilet’s overflowing, because I’m sure I clogged the drains
I’ll flush it down tonight, ‘cause the smell is such a fright
I’ll be in here all damn night, all night
Hope you got some toilet paper, hope you can get a plunger too
Looks like we’re in for nasty vapor
This turd could take an hour or two
Well, don’t you come in tonight, ’til I give my ass a wipe
There’s more bathrooms to the right
I’ll flush it down tonight, ‘cause the smell is such a fright
I’ll be in here all damn night!
BE MY ARTOO-DETOO
(Be My Yoko Ono – Barenaked Ladies)
If there’s one droid I can’t live without, it’s Artoo
He’s a great little guy to have about, with you
You can be my Artoo Detoo, you can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my, be my, be my Artoo Detoo whoa-oh
Isn’t it wonderful to see two robots that make us smile?
And knowing that Artoo always saves the day
Makes it all worthwhile
You know that Threepio, he always seems to me to be such a pain
Artoo fixed the Falcon’s hyper drive
All while Goldenrod complained (of course)
You can be my Artoo Detoo, you can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my, be my, be my Artoo Detoo (be my Artoo)
Oh yea, there he goes, that droid is a lot of fun
Oh yea, here we go as Artoo beeps (Wheeeooo!)
I know that when I say this, some may say that I’m a little screwy
But I think he’s the true hero
Throughout all of the Star Wars movies (And not a Skywalker)
If I was Luke and you were Artoo
I wouldn’t care that you were just a short actor
Just to have you save my ass
From that damn trash compactor (punch it)
You can be my Artoo Detoo, you can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my, be my, be my Artoo Detoo, whoa-oh
Be my, be my, be my, be my Artoo Detoo, whoa-oh
Be my, be my, be my, be my Artoo Detoo, whoa-oh
Be my, be my, be my, be my Artoo Detoo, whoa-oh
BEEF STEW
(Rock You – Helix)
COMING SOON!
BEEF-A-RONI
(Mony, Mony – Billy Idol)
COMING SOON!
BIG DIRECTOR
(Star Collector – The Monkees)
Think I’ll make another movie, even if it bombs, I’ll still be rich
I’ll cast Angelina and Clooney, then I’ll go, make my pitch
Well, I’m a big director (director of films)
My job’s to oversee, creativity
Yes, I’m a big director (director of films)
I am so grateful, that I can make a sequel
When another script comes by my desk, I hope it’s not, a failure
I’ll add some big budget effects, and show it all, in the trailer
‘Cause I’m a big director (director of films)
I’m hoping I will get, a blockbuster hit
Yes, I’m a big director (director of films)
If it is lacking, then I’ll blame it on the acting
Well, I’m a big director (director of films)
I wonder if I should, be in Hollywood
Yes, I’m a big director (director of films)
I’ll make more money, when it comes out on VOD
BIRTHDAY GIRL
(Surfer Girl – The Beach Boys)
It’s your birthday, once again, every year it is a pain
Hope you survive, this day, birthday girl
(Birthday girl, you’re older, birthday girl)
Blow out candles, huff and wheeze
All your gifts, granny panties
It’s a sad day, it’s your birthday girl
(Birthday girl, birthday girl ) ooo-ooh
I know it sucks getting older, skin’s wrinkled as prunes
Now your boobies look like they are, deflated balloons
So I warn from me to you, there is nothing you can do
Just accept it, happy birthday… girl
Birthday girl, my ancient birthday girl (you’re so old)
Girl, birthday girl, you’re older birthday girl (so damn old)
Girl, birthday girl, my ancient birthday girl (you’re so old)
Girl, birthday girl, you’re older birthday girl (ooo-ooh)
BLACKENED CRACK
(Back In Black – AC/DC)
COMING SOON!
BLIND DATE FRIDAY NIGHT
(Blinded By The Light – Manfred Mann’s Earth Band)
Blind date Friday night, wrapped up like a douche
Another ruler in the night
Blind date Friday night, wrapped up like a douche
Another ruler in the night
Blind date Friday night, wrapped up like a douche…
Madman dumber plumbers, engine’s in the hummer
With a teenage acrobat
And some chumps with the mumps
Took some convalescent pumps, way to the laundry mat
With a gopher on my shoulder, feeling like a loner
I tripped and fell to the ground
And with Mario pleasing, teasing and wheezing
Some guy I see passed on a round
Some guy I see passed on a round, he had a…
Blind date Friday night, wrapped up like a douche
Another ruler in the night
Blind date Friday night, wrapped up like a douche
Another ruler in the night
Blind date Friday night, wrapped up like a douche
Another ruler in the night
Blind date Friday night, wrapped up like a douche…
Some hurricane twister, with the group Twisted Sister
Told me I’ve got carrot cake
She said, I’ll turn you on honey with some good thong
Play along with a monkey’s cake
And Wal-Mart’s go-karts was checking for some better parts
Just to see if I would shave my hide
And little flirty Gertie made my anus burly squirrely
And asked me if I just peed outside
Asked me if I just peed outside, she had a…
Blind date Friday night, wrapped up like a douche
Another ruler in the night
Blind date Friday night…
She got clowns, but they never retired
She’s going naked through the night
She’s going naked, through the night
(But mama, where’s all the hummus)
(But mama, where’s all the hummus)
Mama always told me not to cook all the fries for too long
But Mama, where’s all the hummus?
Some Flintstone Coppertone stayed at home rolling bones
Number of the Beast
Says Steve threw his cell phone, tried to get a money loan
That’s when they heckled me
And some hormoned muscle tone was screwing up my order
Getting a cash advance
And some ozone kidney stone was playing in the loading zone
Reminding him of his pants
Some guy I see passed on a round… he had a…
Blind date Friday night, wrapped up like a douche
Another ruler in the night
Blind date Friday night, wrapped up like a douche
Another ruler in the night
(Repeat in background)
Madman dumber plumbers, engine’s in the hummer
With a teenage acrobat
And some chumps with the mumps
Took some convalescent pumps, away to the laundry mat
With a gopher on my shoulder, feeling like a loner
I tripped and fell to the ground
And with Mario pleasing, teasing and wheezing
Some guy I see passed on a round
Now Scott did a rim shot, finally found a parking spot
Sewn some rubbers to his hand
And my mugshot connects the dots
Said that the buccaneers
Got to have hotshots turn rubber bands
Some hurricane twister, with the group Twisted Sister
Told me I’ve got carrot cake
She said, I’ll turn you on honey with some good thong…
She got clowns, but they never retired
She’s going naked through the night…
BLOW-UP DOLL
(Party Doll – Buddy Knox)
Well, I met her at this adult store
Between the dildos and the porn
I knew I had to make her mine
For only forty-nine ninety-nine
I just got myself a blow-up doll
I’m going to enjoy this blow up doll
This is a really nice blow up doll
I’m going to name her Sue, I already named her Sue
Well, I carried her back to my lair
And started to fill her up with air
When I was done, I felt dizzy
I thought that she would be blowing me!
I really love this blow-up doll
Everyone should see my blow up doll
Now that I’ve set up my blow up doll
I’ll make love to her, to her, I’ll make love to her
Everything with her was going great
Till I heard ‘pop’ then she deflates
Maybe next time I won’t forget
To buy myself a patch up kit, I think I blew out her left tit
Now I need to fix my blow up doll
I was too rough with my blow up doll
Once it’s okay with my blow up doll
I will continue, it’s true, I’ll just continue
All my friends know my blow up doll
Mom and Dad met my blow up doll
I’ve fallen in love with my blow up doll
I think I’ll marry her, yes her, I will marry her
Oo-oo-ooh, oo-oo-ooh…
BOOZIN’
(Cruisin’ – Huey Lewis & Gwyneth Paltrow)
Let’s drink some booze, it brings good cheer
Baby you can choose, liquor or beer
And if we wanted to get drunk, we so could
‘Cause intoxication’s good, baby, yeah, so…
Feel the power of alcohol, keep that feeling ‘til last call
We’ll go out to a bar, someplace that’s not too far
I love it when we’re boozin’ together
Music and dancing too, nachos and more pub foods
I love it when we’re boozin’ together
Baby, we’re buzzed, but not enough
I’m better than I was, and that’s good stuff
And if you want shots, we’ll get lots, for us
But I have to pee before I bust, so…
We’ve been toasting everything
As our speech just keeps slurring
We’re having drunken fun, amusing everyone
I love it when we’re boozin’ together
I will go pay our tab, while you go hail a cab
I love it when we’re boozin’ together
Booze with me baby, ooooh, yeah, ooooh
Ooh baby let’s booze, let’s drink, let’s chug
Oooh, let’s bottoms up, and down a jug
And we should go drink some more, at my home
We should cuz it’s no fun to drink alone
Don’t worry what happens next
We will pass out before sex
We’ll go out to a bar, someplace that’s not too far
I love it when we’re boozin’ together
Music and dancing too, nachos and more pub foods
I love it when we’re boozin’ together
Its fun getting drunk with you
Drinking was made for two
I love it when we’re boozin’ together
Babbling on endlessly, acting so recklessly
I love it when, I love it, I love it, I love it, ooh
Booze with me baby…
I love it when we’re boozin’ together
BORDER WALL
(Borderline – Madonna)
COMING SOON!
BOUGHT A BLIND PET FOR YOU
(Got My Mind Set On You – George Harrison)
COMING SOON!